Calamity/Stereotypes

• Crotch-Rockets "You mean pansy-bikes for frat boys?"

• Liberals "Bastards, always tellin' ya what ya can't have."

• Conservatives "Pricks, always tellin' ya what ya can't do."

• Rules "As the great philosopher Sparrow once said, thar's only what a man can do, and what he can't."

• Firearms "Guns? Guns are for women, children, and men that don't have the spine to smell another man's breath when they stick him."