Bobo/Stereotypes

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Normies - "It's weird. I envy you guys so much... n' yet, at the same time, I'd REALLY hate to be you guys in this crappy city. Yer' never gonna be able to do shit 'bout the nightmare world we're livin' in unless someone shows you the truth... n' I guess it's gonna have to be me. This lie is comin' down n' yer' gonna see the world for what it REALLY is."// "Bobo...ya know that's gonna go TERRIBLY, right? What are you, stupid? Come on, we got better things to worry about than these idiots. I don't know what the hell you see in them..."
Gone but Not Forgotten - "Y'poor, poor bastards. I wish I could tell all ya'll...but thems the breaks. Until then I'll show every damn one'a you the way out that I can."//"DO IT BOBO. They NEED you. They need to be shown how GREAT it is up here. And when they do...you'll be their king. No. A GOD. ...And I'll be right here with you, through thick and thin... Buddy."
Sabbat The Sabbat: "What the fuck is wrong with you?" //"BIG Fan. Can I have an autograph?"
Brujah The Brujah: "YEAAAAAAAHHHH. MY KIND OF PEOPLE." //"They really are your kinda people... Ugly, dumb, temperemantal and irritating. Guess we know why you guys get along so well, eh?"
Gangrel The Gangrel: "Yer' already the top of the food chain, man. Keep the puppers outta it." //"Bark at the moon, wannabe's. See where it gets you."
Malkavian The Malkavians: "Real fuckin' nutter-butters right here. You think you've seen some crazy shit? Try ME sometime." //"Crazy. Don't listen to anything they say. ANYTHING. NOT A WORD BOBO I'M BEGGING YA"
Nosferatu The Nosferatu: "The Cammies lil' hound dogs, sniffin' out shit they don't need to know."//"Eh, I'd still hit it."
Toreador The Toreador: "I used to sell coke to dipshits like you back in the eighties." "You want art? Lets stick ya up on a pole and watch the sunrise together. That'll be ART."
Tremere The Tremere:"They're wizards. 'Cept without the Wisdom. Or the sense." //"They're DANGEROUS Bobo! Don't trust them! .../ANY/ of them! They're all just pawns on one big pyramid. All of them!"
Ventrue The Ventrue: "You remind me of other people I used ta' know who'd throw little shitfits if you wouldn't get down on your knees n' lick their boots." //"They don't seem so bad, Bobo... if you were gonna go begging people for help, maybe you should've went for the people with the power TO help you, eh?"
Lasombra The Lasombra: "...I-I ain't scared'a you."//"It's hard to explain... but I get the feeling we're kindred spirits."
Tzimisce The Tzimisce: "Love the way ya go splorch when I hit ya with a truck. You are gods lil' gift to me, ya sickenin' bastards." //"Beautiful... just... beautiful. No other words for what you do."
Caitiff The Caitiff: "You...poor, poor things."//"Aww is da widdle baby gonna cwy cause you're a clanless freak? Get used to it. Only a coward needs a guide to being dead."
Assamites The Assamites: "More like Assaholes...hehehe"//"Sneaky sneaky... but you can't hide from ME."
Setite The Followers of Set: "Vampire's pretendin' to be mummies. PFFFFFFFFFT."//"Hedonists. Not the kind of people I'd raise hell with, but they seem like they'd be pretty cool to shoot the shit with. Give em' a try, Bobo. They're more up your alley than the Brujah are... whether you wanna admit it or not."
Giovanni The Giovanni: "fuckyoufuckyoufuckyouFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU" // FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU
Anarch The Anarchs: "An American Dream for the Damned. ...I'm in."//"Oh... how far we've fallen, Bobo. You never should've come here..."
Ravnos The Ravnos: "Bitch, are you for REAL?"//"If they throw a baby at you... don't catch it, Bobo."
Bloodsuckers - "So this is m'life now, eh? S'my purpose now? I threw it all away for this load'a shit? Goddamn Cammies. Ya'll piss me off. Ya remind me of EVERYTHING I'm tryna get away from."//"Don't be so hard on them Bobo... they could be your friend... they have so much they can teach you. So many weapons in your arsenal that only they can provide... Are you really so different from them? Have some Sympathy, Bobo. Don't be such an asshole to people suffering just as much as you... You didn't ask for this... and neither did they."