Becky/Introduction

Good Evening, dear listeners, and welcome to Late Nights with Becky Smalls! This, presumably, means that I'm your host, and they've not fired me yet!

Last week, I told you why Medicare is irrelevant, since the guv'mint isn't the ones putting microchips in your food. That would be the corporations. We had a call from a lady in Oklahoma, who asked us if it's true about the Chemtrails, and another caller confirmed that, apparently, you can smell it! Thrilling stuff.

Well, tonight, hopefully, we're going to carry on from there. We'll be talking about what they're putting in the water, and what they're taking out, too! Oh yes, fluoride is just the tip of the iceberg! There's a whole titanic down there... Anyway. We'll be discussing the effects of the Twilight books and all their interminable knockoffs on the more erotic side of the occult community, and as a special treat for you tonight... I'm cooking Crayfish Etoufe!

All that coming up after these subliminal messages. Stay tuned!