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On Cooking:
✻ Julia Child
- "The only real stumbling block is fear of failure. In cooking you've got to have a what-the-hell attitude."
✻ Craig Claiborne
- "Cooking is at once child's play and adult joy. And cooking done with care is an act of love."
✻ Anthony Bourdain
- "Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter-faction, the vegans, are a persistent irritant to any chef worth a damn.
To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.
Vegetarians are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit, an affront to all I stand for, the pure enjoyment of food. The body, these waterheads imagine, is a temple that should not be polluted by animal protein. It's healthier, they insist, though every vegetarian waiter I've worked with is brought down by any rumor of a cold.
Oh, I'll accommodate them, I'll rummage around for something to feed them, for a 'vegetarian plate', if called on to do so. Fourteen dollars for a few slices of grilled eggplant and zucchini suits my food cost fine."
- "Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter-faction, the vegans, are a persistent irritant to any chef worth a damn.
On Brewing:
✻ Anonymous
- "Give a man a beer, he'll drink for the day. Teach a man to brew, he'll be drunk the rest of his life."
✻ Friar Tuck in Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves
- "This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption... Beer!"
On Alchemy:
✻ Jean Dubuis
- "Alchemy is the art of manipulating life, and consciousness in matter, to help it evolve, or to solve problems of inner disharmonies."
✻ Albert Poisson
- Scholasticism with its subtle argumentation,
Theology with its ambiguous phraseology,
Astrology, so vast and so complex,
are all children's games when compared with alchemy.
- Scholasticism with its subtle argumentation,
On Boggan Girls:
- I love boggan girls, so should you
- Think you won't fit? Brother, you do!
- Soft and warm as a fresh-baked bread
- those sweet little girls, Almost to nice to eat!
- And, oh, they're fine pillows if you don't mind the snoring,
- but the best part of having a boggan girl...
- Is the breakfast she makes in the morning!
- Go a round or four if you fancy some fun,
- Try to tire one out, it can't be done!
- But once you get up, she'll put it back in!
- Don't get the idea that her bed is boring...
- But the best part of having a boggan girl..
- Is the breakfast she makes in the morning!
- Girls come in every size and flavor
- and every man's got a taste he favors
- Some men like the tits and some like the legs!
- But I like the boggan girl's rye toast and eggs!
- Oh humans are fine and satyrs worth exploring!
- But wait 'till you've had a boggan girl
- and the breakfast she makes in the morning!
- I've head that their size is unnerving indeed,
- but they come to your waist, how taller d'you need?
- Oh, most pass them by but a few realize!
- That everything on 'em is sweet and bite-sized!
- There's plenty who'll take all that muffing your scoring!
- Because the best part of having a boggan girl
- Is the breakfast she makes in the morning!
- When the picking are slim, and the crowd disapproving,
- A clever bard calls it a night and gets moving...
- Time to find a boggan-girl and hope he can schtup her,
- since hasn't had lunch and he can't pay for supper...
- Some call it a living, and some call it whoring!
- But I'd starve without those boggan girls!
- And the breakfast they make in the morning!