2014.07.09: PWN - LEGACY - *insert static noises here*

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[We interrupt your current doings for a personal announcement from a little motormouth with a bad attitude and a giant ego. She has forced us to air this against our will. She took out one of our camera operators with a Fujiwara. It was horrible. Without further ado, we will continue our interruption. Our apologies.]
THIS IS A PERSONAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM YOUR #CHAMPION4LIFE! OH? YOU THINK THAT I AM CONFUSED AND APPEARING ON A MSW SHOW? NO. LEGACY AUDIENCE, LEGACY STAFF, LEGACY WRESTLERS, AND MORE SPECIFICALLY, LADIES OF LEGACY. I NEED ALL OF YOU TO PAY ATTENTION. STAND UP, CLEAR YOUR EARS, AND PREPARE YOUR HEART FOR THE TERRIFYING MOMENT OF YOUR LIVES! SOON, I WILL BE ARRIVING SOON TO YOUR SHOW. MSW STAFF HAS TOLD ME THAT I AM WELCOME TO EXPAND MY CONQUEST OF PURE DOMINANCE! IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT YOUR SHOW IS AVAILABLE FOR A BEATING LIKE NO OTHER. MSW HAS NO COMPETITION. THE WORLD HAS NO EQUAL FOR ME. SO I HAVE COME TO LEGACY TO SEE IF SOMEONE WILL HAVE THE GALL TO STEP UP AND PREVENT ME FROM TAKING WHAT IS MINE.

BAUER, MAKE A CHAMPIONSHIP AVAILABLE AND YOU WILL HAVE THE BEST FEMALE WRESTLER TO STEP FOOT IN MSW ARRIVE IN YOUR FEDERATION. NOBODY WILL STOP ME FROM GETTING WHAT I WANT. NO DORKY CHICK, NO SELF-PROCLAIMED BITCHES, NO FEISTY PUERTO-RICANS, AND DEFINITELY NOT A REDHEAD BARBIE DOLL WITH FAKE TITS WILL STOP ME. STAND BEFORE ME IF YOU WISH. I WILL RIP YOU APART LIKE I'M GOING TO DO TO EVERY FEMALE IN MSW. WHO IS SAYING THIS, YOU ASK? 

ARTEMIS KAISER. THAT'S WHO. ETERNAL MSW WOMEN'S CHAMPION. GENERALLY COOL CHICK. MERCER ANDREW'S ONLY FRIEND. SLAYER OF QUEENS. 
[We now continue your broadcasting with Old Yeller. Wait, we don't. She has something else to say.]
SPOILER ALERT: HE KILLS THE DOG.
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