2014.07.05: PWN - LEGACY - Over Before it Began
"The funny thing about punks like Kaiser is they think that the world bends to their will but the reality of it all is that the world would be a better place without you."
Noah was in the LA area. The promo was filmed earlier in the day, he wore a pair of shades and the sun was beating down. It was hot, god was it hot. Noah had his hair tied back, wore a muscle LEGACY tee and he had a big smirk on his face. Kaiser didn't know what he was getting into. He thought he did, but he really didn't and Noah was going to prove it.
"Every time you open your mouth you seem to be making yourself look like an idiot because why in the hell would I even begin to think that this would be a fair fight? Why the hell would I begin to think that you'll just tell your boys in WASTE to stand back and you'll do it on your own? Never. You couldn't begin to do anything on your own, Cameron, and that's fine because you've got your backup to bail your ass out and I've got my backup to stop it from happening. But this thing with you and I, Kaiser, is far, FAR from over. You've got this idealistic point of view that I was following you, that you picked up the win... but the way I see it is we're here because by somehow, someway, you and I both took it at the same time. Am I happy about it? Hell no but that's why I can't wait to snap your neck, Kaiser. I can't wait to give you a piece of your own medicine because I am sick and I am tired of hearing how you'll do this, or you'll do that and it's about time that somebody decided to step up to the plate and shove their fist down your throat and rip out your vocal chords. And that's where I come in."
He laughed as he was sitting down under an umbrella. A waitress brings him a drink and he thanks her and she walks off to service other customers. He takes a drink of his smoothie and looks back to the camera, standing up out of his seat and removes his sunglasses to look his eyes right to the camera.
"But what gets me... it seems like you get offended when your brother comes up. Why is that, Kaiser? Hm? Is it because you know he's better than you'll ever be? Is it because he's over in Missouri doing great things while you think you're being held back... by ME?! You're annoying, Kaiser. You're a fly that just won't go away but I'm the fly swatter. I'm the bug killer spray, I'm the the one that you've crossed for the last damn time and I'm going to put you out of your misery. Once I've got you in that submission, Kasier, you're not going anywhere. Pretend to be Holy Son all you wan't. Pretend that you'll be able to bring some judgement down upon us. You know what, I welcome it. I fuckin' WELCOME IT! I welcome you to think you're the holy figure to rain judgement down upon our POOR souls. I WELCOME YOU to 'deal' with me because you - can't - do it. YOU Kaiser, can have all the talent in the world but it's YOU that's deluded. It's YOU that's been dropped on your head a couple times too many, maybe you drank too much holy water or had too many encounters with the Catholic Priest."
Noah took another big drink of his smoothie and smiles, enjoying the sun and the beautiful day outside, regardless if it was pretty hot outside. It was different than Kansas, that's for sure.
"I might very well be slightly egotistical, and I might be selfish and I'll never deny it. I'll never deny it because I never said I wasn't. I'm in this, right here, right now, to get to the top, to get to that gold but it's punks like you that stand in the way of that. These self-righteous sons of bitches that think they're soooo good for the world but if you want reckless, Kaiser, I'll give you reckless. Maybe I'll throw a stiff shot, maybe I'll land a knee across your sternum with the Dragon's Wrath or maybe I'll, MAYBE I'll just stick the original plan, lock ya in the V.T.R. and either you'll tap... or I'll snap your neck. If you want ego, I'll be more than happy to give you ego. And when I make you tap out, Kaiser, not if, but when, then you can go report back to whatever higher power it is that you believe is talking to you about why you failed because you will fail, my friend. This game was over before it began and tomorrow night at Independence Day don't you forget that you're in the ring... with a WAR MACHINE!"
