2014.07.01: PWN - LEGACY - Here's the nuke that I promised

As the cameras open up live, in an empty arena and in the center of the already set up ring was Drew Stevenson. Dressed business casual, he has on a loose fitting pair of Levi's 501 blue jeans, a white dress shirt and a black business jacket going over that. Standing there in the center of the ring, he has a microphone in hand as he looks directly into the camera that records him live as he begins to speak.

Drew, "You know, as I sat back, I was always glad with where my company, Missouri State Wrestling has gone. I watch every single week as the men and women of this business bust their asses to give every single person nothing but the best in WRESTLING and as I get up today? All I hear about is how MY promotion and MY wrestlers are ranked 49 out of 50?"

Pausing momentarily, he reaches up and strokes his chin as he is in deep thought.

Drew, "What sickens me the most is I took a little gander at their list and many of the promotions that I see "above" us and I use that term loosely don't even know a damn thing about wrestling or have a business works. So let me ask you this, how exactly do you rank these promotions? Do you rank it by how many women are willing to flash their tits? Or maybe you rank it by people putting their sex lives on the show. Oh let me guess, the first woman to film an on the screen blowjob shoving some owners dick down her throat is going to suddenly shoot up as the number one promotion in this business, right? Of course she will and they will, because the people in the back who like to write the little dirt sheets-they don't know a damn thing about how this business works even though they will stand there and tell you just how many years in the business that they supposedly have. Oh but let me guess, the same people who rank these promotions are also the same people who thought that Alyssa's little "face eating" gimmick was the best thing going, right? I'm sure that they thought that it was the most creative thing in years, they all loved the bloodshed, they loved the gore, and those people are everything that is wrong with the business and they are the same people that are killing the very business that I and many others have busted our asses to keep going."

Staring into the camera, his dark brown eyes narrow as his breathing begins to get very heavy as he is fired up.

Drew, "You see, when you don't even take the time to learn the promotions that you rank, you make yourself and you make this entire business look like damn fools. Now of course you don't give a damn about that because all you do is sit on your fat asses and rank who you think is the best when in reality? They couldn't even hold my jockstrap, they couldn't hold the jockstrap of MY champion, Bryce FUCKIN' Manning and if they ever decide to grow the balls and step up-we will be glad to oblige and show you exactly why we are the absolute best in this business. You see, all you did was disrespect all of the hard work that I have put into this business. All you did was disrespect all of the hard work that the men and women of Missouri State Wrestling put in each and every week by not ranking according to what they deserve. I mean, seriously, you rank a promotion higher than us that doesn't even know the difference between a face and a fucking heel. You rank a promotion higher than us that only has three shows, yeah you heard me right, THREE shows and why is that? Because their men and women sit in front of the camera and talk for twenty three hours on end? Or maybe it's because whoever writes up these little rankings and decides on them likes to sit there with his dick in his hand and jerk off to whichever chick will sit there and show him her tits or maybe it's the girl who likes to suck him off, got only knows and God only cares because I sure as hell don't. But what I do care about is this business, what I do care about is that the men and women who bust their asses each and every night get the recognition that they deserve instead of those out there getting the recognition who don't deserve it. It pisses me off when you get men and women in this business who refuse to take the time to hone their craft, they sit there thinking that they are god’s gift to this business and they couldn't tell you the first thing about being a face or a heel and then you got these owners and I use that term loosely who think that they have the best promotion around when in reality? All they're doing is hurting the business, all they are doing is showing every single Tom, Dick and Harry out there that anybody with money can open up their own wrestling company and of course; every single retard out there believes that they know what they're doing and they flock to that promotion and its owner like a fat kid and a cupcake factory."

Walking over to the nearby ropes, he leans over placing his large arms on the ropes with the microphone still held to his lips. His eyes still continue to stare into the camera as they are shooting daggers at every single person listening on who disagrees with him.

Drew, "I get why you don't rank us any higher, I really do. You don't like the fact that we always tell it like it is, every single one of you want yes-men, you want those individuals who will agree with everything that you say and think that you know it all when you in fact don't know shit. You don't like the fact that we are the wolves of this business, we are the ones that go out there and we take it by storm, we bite the throats out of every single person and company that oppose us and that bothers you because you then see a bunch of butt hurt little pricks on Twitter crying and complaining about how we are cancer, how we are the ones killing this business but if that were true then you wouldn't have men and women from all around the world coming to the Emerald Academy and to Missouri State Wrestling to show why they are the best in this business. If we were as bad as everybody wants us to believe, then why is it that the Joker's Wild; the most notorious group on this circuit and in the business has beaten every single person put in our path? If we are nothing more than a 49 out of 50 then why is it that we have went to those "higher up" companies and we beat every single person on their damn roster. Explain that one to me news sites, go ahead and get your little computers ready to go ahead and say what you want about me on the dirt sheets but at least you and everybody else know that everything that I say is the gospel truth, hell, even Jesus Christ himself looks down from heaven and nods his knowing that what I say is in fact the truth."

Still leaned over on the ropes, he flashes a very arrogant smirk while continuing to speak.

Drew, "You see, all you showed us is that you don't know a damn thing about this business. When you can choose men and women who couldn't tell you the first thing about this business? All you did was prove that you don't care about your craft, you don't care about getting things right but you just care about who your next fuck is going to be and if that is what you were looking for? Why don't you just go become a writer for Brazzers because they like shit writing and a lot of fucking."

With his smile growing wider, he knows that everybody listening is gasping at the fact that he is tearing this business, the news sites and the dirt sheets a humongous new asshole.

Drew, "At the end of the day? Every single person in this business who gives a damn about it and knows about it knows that we are far better than a 49 out of 50. They know firsthand that every single man and woman on my roster is far better than a 49 out of 50. So until the men and women on your roster and in your company give half as much, half as much effort as mine do? Take your little ranking and shove it straight up your ass because you're not better than us and you never will be better than us. You see, we offer everything that you don't-we offer a training academy, we offer the best wrestling available, we offer everything that makes this business great and our forefathers who built this business can actually rest in peace knowing the business hasn't gone all to hell when most of the other promotions piss on its legacy instead of embracing it and trying to make it better."

Simply smiling, he stands straight removing his arms off of the ropes as he extends his left arm outwards to embrace all of the hate that he will get.

Drew, "Yeah I know, Twitter is going to explode and many promotions and it's "wrestlers" and "owners" are going to be all butt hurt and in a frenzy and hell, I expect to lose a lot of followers and be blocked but that's okay; all it shows is that you knew all along that everything I say is the honest to God truth. So with all of this being said, let the butt hurt commence-let every single person start bitching, moaning, groaning, and complaining because I guarantee that all of you who felt like you just took a huge dick in the ass? You will do nothing about it, all you will do is go cry to your little friend and say how Drew Stevenson is so mean instead of actually standing up and trying to dispute me, but then again, I don't blame me for not trying to dispute me because you can't-because everything that I say is always the truth and will forever be the truth."

Smiling one last time, he wraps this up.

Drew, "So put that into your pipe and smoke it because whether you love me or you hate me? You know just how good that I am and you know that we are the number one promotion, not 49, hell, not even number two-we are the number one promotion with all of the best wrestlers and if you don't believe that? Send your best guy or girl over to face my best guy or girl and you will see exactly what I am talking about as you are bent over and treated like nothing more than a tiny little slut getting her ass torn apart."

Dropping the microphone on the canvas, if smacks and makes a thudding sound as Stevenson quickly exits the ring knowing that he just completely owned all of the corrupt news sites and dirt sheets that refuse to report the truth.