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A brave man once requested me
To answer questions that are key
Is it to be or not to be
and I replied oh why ask me
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You're drunk with your tradition
That has no validity
While I'm intoxicated with smarts and metrics
Come drink a dekaliter with me
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So this is outer space
What a lovely place
I can't wait to tell the human race
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You're all alone
Well maybe that's because you're so unpleasant
You might consider dialing back a bit
Put those claws away
Stop the waterworks
Spend a couple evenings sober
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Well we just can't let people see
That you're not hot enough for me
Don't tell our families or our friends
Say one word and this thing ends
It's true
'cause I'm prettier than you
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We're all familiar with the tragedy of being you
It's hard to show you any sympathy when all you do is beg for pain
Baby someone is crazy and it's you
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