Jackyl/Outlook

-Really, if they didn't exist; I'd have to invent them. It's really funny how they refuse to acknowledge their absolute irrelevance in the grand scheme of things. It's like after all these centuries, they're still making it up as they go along and expecting everyone to believe whatever nonsensical edicts whatever nonsensical so called leaders pull out of their asses are seeped in Tradition; or necessary concessions in 'these modern nights' to justify their paranoid delusions. Yeah, look who is accusing whom of paranoid delusions. That's funny!

-On the Plus Side, they know how to act like Vampires. On the Minus Side, well, pretty much everything else they do. I'd sooner expect Cthulhu himself to rise up and stir the soup than their silly little Antediluvians. "Organized Religion is the Opiate of the Masses. Disorganized Religion is the Marijuana of the Lunatic Fringe" THEIR Religion is the Bath Salt Coated Crack of the Irrevocably Damaged. I love it when they give the Cammos black eyes, but there's no way in hell I would allow their vision of how things should be run to come to pass.