Myrtle/Quotes

"The lights and sequins and glitter were all like a mad dream, but why would you ever choose to wake up?"

"My producers demanded I maintain a virginal image and then made the appointment for my pin-up photoshoot followed by a tour of dancing for troops far from their wives and girlfriends. Of course I went mad."

"My dear, you simply haven't lived until you've hidden in a closet while your lover tells his wife she should go out on the town because he is in a mood."

"I'm whatever the script calls for, my dear. I've been the plucky tomboy, the protagonists endangered daughter, the innocent waitress, the sultry seductress..."

"Have you met my retainer, Andrei? I first found him while touring in Europe. I'm fairly certain he's a Bavarian Prince in hiding, so be polite, would you?"