Maz/Stereotypes

Mages and Sleepers Oh you Gods, Oh you Monsters. You poor dears have let Them make you think yourselves so small, so trivial, when you're the Biggest Lot of all... Quite possibly the worst system of governance in history, except for all the others. The ultimate achievement in ignorance, yeh? Blindness. Classic example of good intentions being a brill road surfacing on the way to Hell. Still, there's hope for them, but it'll be a LOT of work. To quote a great man: "There are some corners of the universe which have bred the most terrible things. Things which act against everything we believe in. They must be fought." We lot, we Snuffers have a bigger responsibility than most to do just that. Right on, you kids. Tough path to follow, but in the early days, that was almost me. Gotta respect that much. You're stronger for it, 'cause you have to be. Just keep your nose clean, s'all I'm saying... Kingdom's lost for want of a nail, Guv. Be kind to your blacksmith, especially before he goes shoein' your horse...

Other Denizens PLEASE don't sparkle in the sun! Team, guy who hits girly werewolf dude with a truck! So is this Casper, Ghost, or The Ring? Did you just eat a LIGHT BULB? The 'not very bright' joke would be passe wouldn't it? I'm on the HIIIIIGHWAY to HELL! Na nana na na! The Houses of Hermes Androgynous guys with magic potions... is this a Yaoi Hentai? Dude, get out of my face!! Truth is stranger than fiction.