Jared/Contacts

Lyra	"I feel so bad for staring all the time, but I'm finally starting to see the woman underneath all those scars and I like what I'm seeing."
Adelita	"Why is she so nice to me? Her tune would change if she only knew..."
Chris	"Motherfucking James Bond over here."
Morn	"Helpful. He made me want to break his face... But I think he is alright."
Cristobal	"So you put the spring in Springfield?"
Kalliste	"Jesus Fucking Christ, what do they put in the water around here to make people so goddamn gorgeous?!"
Alala	"I totally caught my boss checking out my junk... I... Well, I honestly don't know what to say about that."
Kato	"It just doesn't stop. One gorgeous woman right after another, just wandering into my life. Not all of them each for a gun on the first date though."
Cross	"Man, I don't care how much of a pedo this preacher is, that is some fucking awesome candy."