Dusty

Dusty Armor

Information Work History has Two Words and a Letter: Pentex 4 Life. Dusty started with Avalon Incorporated in 1998, did six years there before moving up to Endron International. In April 2019, he was transferred to Magadon, Incorporated in Prospect, CA. Whether this was a promotion or something else entirely is still to be determined. You've Never Tried this Diet: He's not trying to lose weight. He's a cannibal, and not by choice, either. Human flesh is the only thing that sustains this Freak, though coffee is a close runner-up. Heir to the Universe: Very few people are aware of this, but Dusty is being groomed for an extremely prestigious role in Pentex - or maybe even somewhere above the big P and all its subsidiaries. Of course, none of Dusty's superiors are aware of this, and any of them that heard would likely believe it delusions of grandeur. Profane in the Membrane: Pretty much every thought Dusty has involves destroying, consuming, violating, harming, corrupting, breaking, abusing, or some other evil gerund. Dusty's 90 Minute Specials: I randomly run one-shot, 90-minute plots for Pentex. These are never scheduled, because.	Snapshots
Inspiration Moody AF: Dusty can be a little temperamental. Things set him off. His drugs help. Resetting helps. Alcohol helps. Murder helps. Excessive amounts of caffeine helps. Tasting new people helps. Wanna set Dusty off or talk him down? Let's talk triggers. For SCIENCE!: Volunteers are required! Whether it's something as "harmless" as giving some blood or something as... "involved" as testing out some new hardware, Dusty needs help! Consenting volunteers are always best, but there are options available for those that are looking for a "dream-like" experience of abduction and terror! Amnesia optional! Surprisingly Unmortaly: People can say what they want about Dusty, but he's been working for Pentex in one station or another for over twenty years and is still kicking. To date he's survived not one but two lab explosions, one (presumably accidental) poisoning, and six counts of attempted murder. Want to think you killed someone only to hear that heart-restarting "I'm okay!" called out from the rubble? Nerd Rage: Literal nerd Rage. Capital R. Dusty's got it, and it's not pretty. He might not be able to turn into a nine-foot killing machine or have the strength of the less passably human employees, but when he loses his shit it is a disaster of epic proportions. Wanna see? Wanna stop it? Creepy Pervert: Try as he might, women he's attracted to set Dusty off something fierce. He can get agitated and easily unsettled in their presence. The bigger problem is that, when he says he wants to eat a chick, he's being very literal. Wanna swipe right on a cannibal?	People Foxy Lady - Did you take my pen? I specially order those things, you know. They're expensive. El - It's a classic tale. Boy meets girl. Girl turns out to have the power of the cosmos in her pinkie. Boy maintains respectful distance. Titties - If you quit brainwashing everyone and did your job, then maybe I'd have the robot strippers I ordered. Boy - If dog is man's best friend, then Mewt is Fomor's best friend. Indicative coefficient. Bossman - If the crumbs along the trail stay this tasty, I'll keep following along. Mystique - What the fuck are you? Turkey Bacon - Glazed turkey bacon, spaghetti carbonara with turkey bacon, mozzarella grilled cheese with avocado and turkey bacon... Bosslady - Yes, ma'am.
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