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| − | '''Venerable Brightwater:''' Bün is a Brightwater whose age can best be described as antediluvian---he doesn't quite remember how old he is, but has determined that this doesn't matter, because he is undoubtedly older than you are. He doesn't have a lot of renown, because he spent a lot of his life in | + | '''Venerable Brightwater:''' Bün is a Brightwater whose age can best be described as antediluvian---he doesn't quite remember how old he is, but has determined that this doesn't matter, because he is undoubtedly older than you are. He doesn't have a lot of renown, because he spent a lot of his life in a serene place between Awake and Asleep in communion with Sea: Living as a shark, being a shark. Inspiring Jaws. That sort of thing. |
'''Betweener:''' Despite the differences between ocean-dwellers and betweeners, Bün guards the entire coast of California for the Great White population, and guards against ocean-dwelling hunter packs with extreme prejudice that sometimes (as is perhaps appropriate, given his species) results in mistaken identity. | '''Betweener:''' Despite the differences between ocean-dwellers and betweeners, Bün guards the entire coast of California for the Great White population, and guards against ocean-dwelling hunter packs with extreme prejudice that sometimes (as is perhaps appropriate, given his species) results in mistaken identity. | ||
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'''I like big butts, and I cannot lie...:''' Bün is naturally drawn to curvy girls, but there is a very fine line between sexual partner and snack. He likes to have sex with hefty women, but if they are too hefty, sometimes he gets confused, and takes a little bite. This is commonly problematic, as most women don't enjoy being eviscerated. | '''I like big butts, and I cannot lie...:''' Bün is naturally drawn to curvy girls, but there is a very fine line between sexual partner and snack. He likes to have sex with hefty women, but if they are too hefty, sometimes he gets confused, and takes a little bite. This is commonly problematic, as most women don't enjoy being eviscerated. | ||
| − | '''Vampire Magic Jesus:''' Bün remembers a time when the more spiritually inclined | + | '''Vampire Magic Jesus:''' Bün remembers a time when the more spiritually inclined Black Sea style vampire was predisposed to feeding things and people to the sea. It just so happens that Bün was around for those occasions, took wild advantage of the situation (a dude has to eat) and is a little sad that they aren't still doing it. What's a brother got to do to encourage witches to drown other witches in the ocean (so he can eat them)? |
'''Hurricane's big boy:''' Hurricane and Bün have an understanding---Hurricane doesn't like ships, and Bün likes biting so it's kind of a match made in heaven. Bün does Hurricane's dirty work, and Hurricane provides Bün with the cheat codes to the universe (or just sweet sweet bonuses). | '''Hurricane's big boy:''' Hurricane and Bün have an understanding---Hurricane doesn't like ships, and Bün likes biting so it's kind of a match made in heaven. Bün does Hurricane's dirty work, and Hurricane provides Bün with the cheat codes to the universe (or just sweet sweet bonuses). | ||
Revision as of 14:47, 21 February 2019
Venerable Brightwater: Bün is a Brightwater whose age can best be described as antediluvian---he doesn't quite remember how old he is, but has determined that this doesn't matter, because he is undoubtedly older than you are. He doesn't have a lot of renown, because he spent a lot of his life in a serene place between Awake and Asleep in communion with Sea: Living as a shark, being a shark. Inspiring Jaws. That sort of thing.
Betweener: Despite the differences between ocean-dwellers and betweeners, Bün guards the entire coast of California for the Great White population, and guards against ocean-dwelling hunter packs with extreme prejudice that sometimes (as is perhaps appropriate, given his species) results in mistaken identity.
Selkie S(laughter): Bün remembers a time when all the coasts of North America had seal populations. He has become notorious among the mer because he has a nasty habit of preying on Selkie, in another case of mistaken identity, but not really. If it looks like a seal, he wants to eat it.
I like big butts, and I cannot lie...: Bün is naturally drawn to curvy girls, but there is a very fine line between sexual partner and snack. He likes to have sex with hefty women, but if they are too hefty, sometimes he gets confused, and takes a little bite. This is commonly problematic, as most women don't enjoy being eviscerated.
Vampire Magic Jesus: Bün remembers a time when the more spiritually inclined Black Sea style vampire was predisposed to feeding things and people to the sea. It just so happens that Bün was around for those occasions, took wild advantage of the situation (a dude has to eat) and is a little sad that they aren't still doing it. What's a brother got to do to encourage witches to drown other witches in the ocean (so he can eat them)?
Hurricane's big boy: Hurricane and Bün have an understanding---Hurricane doesn't like ships, and Bün likes biting so it's kind of a match made in heaven. Bün does Hurricane's dirty work, and Hurricane provides Bün with the cheat codes to the universe (or just sweet sweet bonuses).
