"The Camarilla: A good old boy's club for vampires."
"The Sabbat: These guys may have killed my sire. If the Camarilla hunt people - they hunt us. WTF? Don't they get it that we're all in this together? All children of the first vampire? If they come after me looking for a fight - I'll give them a war."
"The Independents: I have no problem with people who just want to do their own thing. More power to them."
The Clans
"The Brujah: Mobsters? Thugs? Dunno - never met one."
"The Gangrel: Not sure if I fit in with them. Everyone keeps saying they're the Clan of Beasts but I'm not like that."
"The Nosferatu: Creepy guys from what I'm told."
"The Toreador: Two words: Day-um."
"The Tremere: Vampire. Wizard. Two kinds of awesome in one."
"The Ventrue: Kings of the Blood?"
"The Baali: Infernal Vampires? Sounds like a movie on Syfy."
The Others
"Demons: Wait - so there are REAL demons out there?"