Mystery The Jellicle Cat
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that's particular,
A name that's peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum-
Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there's still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover--
But the cat himself knows, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name.
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- "Oh Hai! whats in the fridge?"
- "No Sir I was not causing trouble."
- "Oai I getz a pet!"
- "Ok.. but you stay there.. Or Ill Bite!"
- "Seems nice but I think if he offers me candy I may need an adult!"
- "I learned!"
- "Did you say Trouble?"
- "Im sure someone said Trouble!"
- "being your Hat is soo stimulating!"
- "PuuuRrrrr Im waiting for your call."
- "Jennifer Lawrence Said Hi to me!!"
- "Ok I like you!"
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| Curiosity: mystery cant keep his nose out of anything interesting! he must always see what is on the other side of the door.
Kyphur: Mystery is a rare lost breed of ancient egyption cat called the Kyphur.
Pure breed 4: Mystery has the blood of the ancient Kyphur in his veins.
Innocent: Awww hes just a baby!!!!! we cant hold him responsible!
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Name: Mystery Rah'shuet'ka
Age: 18
Height: 6'
Weight: 101 lbs
hair & Eye Color: Blue Black and Green
Occupation: Sippy Cup inspector!
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