Mikey

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Age: 18 Height: 5'4" Weight: approx 100 Eyes: Hazel Hair: Mouse Brown Demeanor: Thrill Seeker Nature: Survivor __________________ NOTEWORTHY EFFECTS Kinfolk Pure Breed ● Fianna Lockpicking● ● ● ● Pick pocket● ● ● ● Forgery● ● ● ● ● Contacts ● ● ● ● Fast talking ● ● ● ● Life on the street is a bitch. You think you're tough? You ain't shit. I don't want to hear your bullshit sob stories about how tough your life is. How much work sucks, how much it blows that what's-her-tits left you and all that shit. You think you know what rough is? Try living on the streets since you were a kid. Growing up bouncing from foster home to foster home, having to dodge juvie sentences for all the people you fucked up, because they were trying to fuck you up. Yeah, that's right. I was a hardcore badass even before I had pubes. You got a problem with that, motherfucker? I've cut so many fools they should call me Ginsu. My dick gets frequent flyer miles with pussy. That's the way my life is. I hurt people man, and I don't put up with any bullshit. I'm the guy that humps 'em and dumps 'em. Hell, I probably fucked your mom. You know your mom? Yeah, I do. She does this thing with her tongue that could make a rabbi eat pork. But don't think that just because I bang so many chicks that I don't keep my pimp hand strong. What's that? Yeah. You better run along. Run along before you get hurt.
Story Hooks		Quotes
		Feel Free To Put your comments about me here! Belle: "Keeper of important packages. He needs a Dad or a Big Brother.. hell and a Mom" People I've F-... Met Jotun - "Fag tried to hit on me in a bar, when I told him to get lost, he tried to get violent, spun some bullshit story. I was about to kick his ass when the cops showed up and hauled me off. Lucky punk." Lily Rose Miller - "Bitch cop. Double bagger. Banged her in the ass and didn't call her back, so she got all up on my grill." Tabitha - "She liked it doggy-style." Mariava - "Supermanned that ho." Amy - "Hit it and quit it." Cross - "Smelly, lying, hobo pervert." Belle - "Yeah, I gave her a pearl necklace." Aisling Foster - "Bitch has psoriasis or something. Gives decent handjobs, though." Katie - "Showed me her box for leftovers." Arabella - "Bitch tried to get all wet over me, and she fucks a midget." Fiona Bulger - "Main squeeze, best woman in the world."

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