Klaus/Hooks

"Penetration Testing"	Need a competitor's payroll file exfiltrated from its LAN? Is a particular skiddie causing you grief? Contact me.
Coffee	Okay, I'm more of a tea-chugging fellow myself. Still, there are a shitload of cafes nearby.
Comics/ Manga	I'm open to visiting the local comics & game store... As long as I don't need a clothespin for my nostrils.
Outdoors	I'm from New York. Surfing intrigues me, and I have never explored such fine forests without panhandlers begging for cash.