Jared/Contacts

Lyra	"I feel so bad for staring all the time, but I'm finally starting to see the woman underneath all those scars and I like what I'm seeing."
Adelita	"Why is she so nice to me? Her tune would change if she only knew..."
Chris	"Motherfucking James Bond over here."
Morn	"Helpful. He made me want to break his face... But I think he is alright."
Cristobal	"So you put the spring in Springfield?"
Kalliste	"Jesus Fucking Christ, what do they put in the water around here to make people so goddamn gorgeous?!"
Alala	"I totally caught my boss checking out my junk... I... Well, I honestly don't know what to say about that."
Kato	"It just doesn't stop. One gorgeous woman right after another, just wandering into my life. Not all of them each for a gun on the first date though."
Cross	"Man, I don't care how much of a pedo this preacher is, that is some fucking awesome candy."
Trixie	"She didn't even know my name but you wanted to go out of her way to help me... It's amazing that there are people like this around, but that attitude will get her killed."
Eliza And Yael	"These two chicks are really fucking cool. Legends say that there is a birthmark that tells them apart."
Kalisha	"Wow. She helped me find my balls. Figuratively, of course."
Kato	"Like a walking sexual innuendo except she isn't subtle about it. She honestly scares the shit out of me. Manipulative to the core, I both envy and pity anyone who lets this viper into their bed."
Nienna	"A good friend. Well, at least I think she is my friend... It's hard to tell with her. I can't read her for shit."
Caim	"I know what he is. I won't let him take me!"