Darlene/Stereotypes

Vampires "Man, fuck you with you're pretty little Elysium and all that. Whatchu gonna do when the shit hits the fan? That's right, die like a bitch." "Oh hey, they saw this coming! They're fucking weird, but they're probably our best option." "Fun times, and then daddy came home and ended the party. We've seen how this shit goes, why won't anybody listen?" "I'm a gangrel. Honest." "Haha, fuck you buddy!" "Haha, fuck me! I'm serious, get in these pants." "Spooky, but they killed one of the big bad horribles. Good for them!" "Oh, how inspiring! But, uh, please, don't touch me. Ew."

The Others "Sheeple! Open your eyes, and also maybe let me in your house?" "Nope. Staying the fuck away from that." "Chimestry: has it gone TOO FAR?" "I don't fucking know. Point them at the big bad guys and stand back. It worked last time, right?" "Just diablarize. No soul, no problem, see?"