Claire/Contacts

Contacts

To Sleep, perchance to Dream Roxanne D'Arte "Try to find a way to fit the word speculum into your obituary." Alala Wells "You might say, 'Why not start a cult that worships Popeye?' ; how about 'cause Popeye sucks?" Dyson Wells "Paint the leaves, but it won't make your elm tree any mapler." Rodrigo Garcia "Figure out which condiment you can most easily impersonate; is it mustard? Yes it's mustard! It is so, you lying bastard!" Christian Marcus "Does your mother still collect electric cheese?"

Wake up, Crono Aveline de Lampériere "In the laundromat of sin your soul is dry, but your socks are burning." Kyrie de Brocéliande "Hello there, I'm John McCain, and I approve this message."