Helen Shepherd/Contacts

The Sweetest Things In The World - (Friends and Family)

• Altoids / Azoth - Everybody loves a free breath mint. It's when you keep offering them that senses get overwhelmed. Sometimes just shut that tin box of yours.

• Atomic Fireball / Adam - I can taste your rage burning like a cinnamon fire in my mouth. It's tasty. But maybe learn to kick it down a notch so others can tolerate you.

• Big League Chew / Barksdale - Gum, it's reliable and consistent, just don't step on it or get it in your hair. Sadly, gum is often expendable or has a short shelf life.

• Everlasting Gobstopper / Estrella - Small and indestructible. Looks can be deceiving. Don't chew it, lick it instead. Let's others try to conquer it first.

• Hot Tamales / Hamish - No matter how much you stuff into your mouth, you can never be satisfied with the taste of knowledge alone. Feed me more.

• Klondike Bar / Kurt - Pretty packaging. An obnoxiously cold center. Not always worth the calories even if it looks delicious. Watch out for freezer-burn.

• Lindt Truffles / Lorcan - The cocaine of candies. We get it, your very refined - but expensive as hell. I can't really afford you.

• Pixy Stix / Pax - 100 percent pure sugar. Zero percent substance. Easy to obtain, hard to let go. Still addicted all the way.

• Runts / Russ - Hard candy shell, softer interior, sometimes dry. Taught me the colors, shapes and flavors of various banes. He rots the teeth with the best of them.

• Snickers / Shane - Affordable, conveniently located and contains all the necessary ingredients for a good time. It's hard to fuck up a classic.

• Twix / Thomas - A delicious combo of two souls stuffed into one golden wrapper. I just want to break you in half and see what knowledge is buried deep inside.

• Whoppers / Wesley - A movie theater staple. When life is an action movie, bring a box of these along. A flavor that hits like a truck from scene to scene.

• Zagnut / Zora - Popular in war-zone areas because it has no chocolate or soft filling's to melt in the heat of combat. Made tough with peanut brittle. Delicious.