Jack Morrison/Hooks

From Oklahoma:

A long ass fuckin time ago in a town called Kickapoo,
There lived a werewolf family, Glass Walker through and through,
But yae there were some black sheep and they knew just what to do.
Their names were Mike and Jack and they refused to step in line,
A vision they did see-eth, fuckin' surfin' all the time,
They wrote a business plan and all the planets did align!

Rite of Passage:
The fomori's eyes were blazin' a we stepped into its cave!
But we stole its fuckin laptop, the recon took us several days,
T'was we who stole the data, fuckalizing fuckaloo,
And if you try to fuck with Mike then I will fuck you toooooooo!

Outlook on Life:
Gotta get it on in the party zone
I got to shoot a load in the party zone
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone

Gotta suck a chode in the party zone, aah!