Jerry Alders/Hooks
Former Wrestling Promoter: Started as a manager and agent for the WWA in Santa Cruz, moved on to a promoter for an outlaw promotion in Prospect during the early 2000s before it folded messily. Never on cable, only circulated by tapes. Ask for some merch, he's giving it out free.
Too Damn Tall: He's 6'9" even if he feels half that size. Might be startling, but he is the least intimidating individual.
Office Furniture Supply Manager: Sells office chairs and desks direct or from showroom. Not much action, just a whole lot of waiting.
Santa Cruz Native: Born and raised in Surf City, but doesn't surf.
UC Santa Cruz: Go Banana Slugs! Majored in business, the women's studies, then pot. Then dropped out.
Wastoid: Most of his teens and twenties were a blur of drugs, drink and wanton excess. Don't ask him his past, there's not much he remembers.
Recovering Everything: Alcoholic, sexaholic, pornaholic, workaholic, shopaholic, narcotics addict, he's kicked almost all of them and now tries to live pretty clean.
Classic Rock Enthusiast: Arena rock, prog rock and yacht rock tend to be his jam. Mellow is the order of the day, but has been known to jam out on air guitar.
Sports Fan: He's not very violent, but he likes violent sports like football, hockey and boxing. Baseball involves drinking so he generally stays away.
Generation X: Born 1969, a child of MTV with a distinct lack of drive.
Wild Niece: He is the responsible uncle, for once, trying to give her a better example.
Dogged Nice Guy: He never fights back, always tries to do the right thing and be generally friendly. Doormat might be more appropriate.
Closeted: He's never been too quiet about it, considering his sexaholic past. He was just raised in a generation where talking about it wasn't cool, and being sexual now risks relapse. Besides, who needs to wave a flag when someone else will do it for you?
Lapse Eastern Spiritualist: Tried the Buddhist route, meditation and transcendentalism. It's got it's good points but it's just not his bag, man.
