Medusa/Stereotypes

	Oooo, Leprechauns, Pixies, Nymphs, and Sprites... My Gran told me bout those when I was little, used to want to run off to Avalon or Tir Na Nog, until I grew up and outgrew Faerie Tails.
	Hocus Pocus Alamadocus, Bibbity Bobbity Boo, Magic isn't real, well except when I enchant someone and make them buy me a new car or some jewels, but beauty is its own magic, so... Lovus Mytooshus Tothemaximus!!!
	Yes, we all die, but while I'm alive I intend to become Immortal, so who cares.
	Do I look like Red Riding Hood? If Werewolves are real, they are probably just a bunch of horny jerks who don't care about anything besides humping, after all, they'd be all the worst of guys and dogs combined.
	There's something strange in your neighborhood, who'em I gunna call, 911, cause Ghosts aren't real, but creepy guys sneaking in to peep are.
	So now we are talking about people with who burn in the sunlight, want to bite necks, and never see their reflections... sounds like a bunch of nerdy boys who don't know what to do around a woman, and have hygiene issues... those are real, but ancient creatures allergic to garlic and holy symbols are just wierdos with mental issues.
	The only demons are the ones that possess people after they've had too much to drink.