2016.04.09: PWN - MSW - UNSTOPPABLE 21
Contents
- 1 The Card
- 2 Intro
- 3 First Class Ticket
- 4 Let the Hardcore Games Begin! Champion: Chris Williams
- 5 Jay B vs Chris Orton
- 6 Drew Stevenson vs LeBroc Harris
- 7 BoNzO The Clown vs Nikki Venom
- 8 Wolf Parker vs Matt Ward
- 9 Let the Hardcore Games Begin! Champion: The Skylarks
- 10 Silas Has Some Words
- 11 "The Nigerian Nightmare" Ndamukong Asomugha vs Mark Storm
- 12 Let the Hardcore Games Begin! Champion: Bonzo The Clown
- 13 Drew Stevenson Makes the Challenge
- 14 Let the Hardcore Games Begin! Champion: Bullshark #5
- 15 Logan Brock vs Bullshark #5
- 16 The Boss Isn't Happy
- 17 Barrel vs Silas Romero
- 18 Drew Gets An Answer
- 19 BURAI vs Duke Andrews
- 20 Tevolo vs Frank Debauchee
- 21 Let the Hardcore Games Begin! Champion: Chris Orton
- 22 Frankie Cocheese & Chris Williams vs The Shades Of Destruction (Guest Commentary: Tommy Angel)
The Card
Date: Saturday, April 9th
Location: Folly Theater in Kansas City, MO
Commentary: Alex Smith (play-by-play), Alex Bradford (color)
Promoter: Isaac Cornelius III
(Match Order/Card Subject to Change)
Jay B vs Chris Orton
The Brolmpics are coming ever closer and it's going to be insane! Ton's of Bro-ing! Whatever that is. But Jay B looks to keep his momentum going against the former and first ever MSW Champion, "Bad Guy" Chris Orton. Orton has been on fire and even picked up a victory of former MSW Star Peyton Kaiser. It was a shame to see him go, but Chris Orton and Jay B are both on top of the world right now. Chris Orton hasn't quite found an opponent for WAR yet, but if he picks up a win of the residential party rocker here at Unstoppable, he may not be flying under the radar for much longer.
Singles Match
BoNzO The Clown vs Nikki Venom
BoNzO had such an extravagant night picking up his debut victory against the parakeet who has been focusing his attention elsewhere in the Hardcore 24/7 Division. But Bonzo is making waves and next up on his list for having a fun time is a man that's not having the best of times right now, Nikki Venom. Bonzo hopes to turn that frown upside down and maybe make a few balloon animals along the way! With Nikki trying to spread his positive message of the people beginning to really see what is right and wrong on their own-- maybe he'll even put on a bit of clown makeup and join Fun Times, inc as he heads towards WAR to take on Silas Romero a man that is everything Nikki stands against.
Singles Match
Wolf Parker vs Matt Ward
Wolf Parker has been called a lot of things, but dominant is what we can call him now. Even though he's only had one official match in MSW, Drew Stevenson can attest to how dominant Wolf has been. So now is his second match, taking on Matt Ward. Ward has not had a whole lot of success and even took home an L twice against the Shades when nobody thought it would happen. Now, Ward takes on one of his biggest challenges, Wolf Parker. Wolf obviously has something to prove to Drew Stevenson and continued his path through Duke Andrews, and now looks to continue it through Matt Ward on the way to WAR.
Singles Match
"The Nigerian Nightmare" Ndamukong Asomugha vs Mark Storm
The Nigerian Nightmare (we don't know how to pronounce his actual name), is making his in-ring debut against Mark Storm. There's not a whole lot to be known about him, except that he's been working to make himself as tough as possible against all kinds of opponents. Mark Storm returned to the main event at US20 against Chris Williams and fell just short. The distractions of Capital Crew probably did not help matters any either, but now we're here. The Nigerian Nightmare is a big man, at 6'7" and nearly 400lbs so Mark Storm is going to have his work cut out for him giving up a lot of size.
Singles Match
Logan Brock vs Bullshark #5
Logan Brock picked up his victory over Nikki Venom looking to further send his message to TJ Bryce and the PURE15 title, whom suffered a loss at the hands of Drew Stevenson. It has been decided by Logan's great record and attitude that he would face TJ Bryce for the PURE15 title at WAR in San Francisco but now he's not alone. Duke Andrews threw his name into that hat now as well and he has a contendership match later on with stipulations adding that 1/2 of Capital Crew may be added to that title match as well, most likely to get at Duke. So now the #1 contender may be looking at a possible fatal 4 way for the PURE title so tonight he looks to send a message to all of his challngers as he takes on Bullshark #5, the adopted shark of the "Mitchell clan."
Singles Match
Silas Romero vs Barrel
Silas has been on fire and he's been letting everybody know over twitter @knockoutsupreme that he's a strong 4-0 and he looks to make it 5-0 as he goes up against the monster known as Barrel. Barrel is 1/2 of Capital Crew and 1 month ago nearly took Duke Andrew's head off with multiple big boots and now has a pending chance at TJ Bryce's PURE 15 title, depending on if Duke Andrews pulls out the win later in the night. Barrel is very no nonsense and won't have any qualms taking it to the Hipster Hercules and trying to take his head off while he's at it. On the other hand, if Silas is able to go 5-0 after this show he not only puts a dent in the Capital Crew by defeating the muscle, he may also get himself into the PURE title picture, win or not. At this point, it's probably more about survival.
Singles Match
Drew Stevenson vs LeBroc Harris
This is a match that's been waiting for a while. Before Season 1 concluded so abruptly, we were one show away from seeing these two technical wrestlers going head to head over who's the best, really. So as both men are heading towards WAR and wanting to make a statement with their presence felt (Drew especially), a win here on our go-home show could REALLY help their case.
Singles Match
Duke Andrews vs BURAI w/ Alex Bradford
A special attraction match. BURAI had a brief stint in IC3's previous project that was housed in the arena that we will be in for WAR, but had his connected in good standing with IC3 for his great performances and of course having strong ties with IC3 enthusiast and long time MSW commentator, Alex Bradford. So this is where things get interesting for Duke Andrews. He's been on fire with great matches, but just coming short of the W at the previous unstoppables. So, after demanding a shot at the PURE15 title from IC3, a deal was made. IC3 is flying in the Japanese Hitman, BURAI, from Japan to Kansas City, Missouri. And if Duke Andrews is able to pick up the victory over BURAI with Alex Bradford in his corner, Duke Andrews WILL get that championship shot. And because IC3 is so confident in the fact that Barrel will be focused on Duke and not TJ Bryce, Barrel will be added in as well with Duke's victory. Should Duke not win, he will face Barrel in a rematch at WAR and perhaps BURAI will make the PURE title match a triple threat over a fatal 4 way. Either way, Duke has a lot riding on this match and a win here can spell big things for him.
Singles Match
Tevolo vs Frank Debauchee
These two have been going at it for almost 2 months now. It started on twitter and it's escalated over so many boundaries every time they're in the same building. At US20, Debauchee stated he could not wrestle and got a doctors release form stating he was not medically cleared. He did however watch the match from afar in a recliner, much where IC3 sat the first time he watched Drew Stevenson compete across the street for the first time. But now there's no more running. Tevolo finally gets his hands on Debauchee when Frank said his hand was miraculously healed and Doctor Vic cleared him. Now Tevolo can't wait.
MAIN EVENT
Tommy Angel on Guest Commentary
Frankie Cocheese w/ Barrel & Chris Williams vs The Shades
Now this is where things really get interesting. We have been seeing Williams and Cocheese be at each others throats week in and week out, and both men have laid their claim at Tommy Angel's championship that he successfully defended against Referee Mike Maddix at US20. Tonight Tommy Takes the night off but joins Bradford and Smith at the commentary table after being given the power to choose who he faces at WAR, be it Frankie Cocheese or be it Chris Williams. But instead of a 1 on 1 contendership, both men are forced to work together in a main event tag team match as they take on... The Shades! The problem here is that there's Red and Purple, the "Evil" Shades. And of course the originals, Yellow and Green, the Shades of Destruction. After the Shade on Shade violence and Green and Yellow making a triumphant return at US20, it's hard to say who the Blue Shade will bring.
Intro
EM ES DUB! EM ES DUB! EM ES DUB! EM ES DUB! EM ES DUB! EM ES DUB! EM ES DUB! EM ES DUB!
Bradford: That is absolutely not all, Smith! Jay B takes on BAD GUY! That's right folks, Chris Orton in action taking on that stupid "party rocker" and he's for sure to give him a lesson that he'll never forget! And there's BONZO! Now, I'm really not a big fan of clowns and he's taking on Nikki Venom who's had his bit of interaction with Silas Romero and they'll be squaring off in two weeks at WAR as well and I'm not quite sure who I'm more excited to cheer for!
Smith: Well, you could do your job unbiased and call the action.
Bradford: That's what we have you for, Smith! I'm here to add some flavor to your life!
Smith: Uh huh, well that loose cannon...
Bradford: Wait, LC is competing tonight?! I need to call his momma!
Smith: No, Bradford, I'm referring to "The Radical" Wolf Parker and he's taking on the man that calls himself the "Windy City Nightmare" Matt Ward! Now, we've been seeing for the past almost three months, Wolf Parker has been launching attack after attack on Drew Stevenson and every time has just been talking about this "puzzle" that Drew Stevenson has needed to figure out. And finally we heard Drew Stevenson two weeks ago step up and say something and he's ready for Wolf and whatever he can bring to the table!
Bradford: We'll see about that. Drew said he was going to have eyes in the back of his head and then Wolf got the jump on him again. He's got his number, Smith, plain and simple. Nothing Drew can do will be able to stop this until he solves the puzzle. But I tell you what I AM excited for tonight other than seeing Wolf Parker destroy Ward and give him another concussion, is The Nigerian Nightmare! A massive man full of power gracing us with his presence and he's going to destroy Mark Storm tonight! Gonna squash him like a pancake!
Smith: Well we will just wait and see, but that's only part of the show tonight! I couldn't be more excited for this show, Bradford. It has more explosive elements than it did when we came back for Season 2! Knockout Supreme Silas Romero takes on the big man and one half of the Capital Crew, Barrel! Both men over the past two weeks have said they were going to let this be a fight and both vowed to knock the other out. We know Silas Romero has heart and determination when his mind is set on something, and he plans on heading into WAR against Nikki Venom with all kinds of momentum! And on the flip side, Barrel isn't going to let this be a walk in the park! We've also got your client BURAI coming in from Japan to take on Duke Andrews! Now big stipulations on the line with this one.
Bradford: ABSOLUTELY! BURAI has been looking forward to this match for a while now. It's opportunity, Smith! Sure, sure, Duke Andrews has his opportunity that he got on a demand, strictly because Mister Cornelius was feeling generous two weeks ago but if Duke wins, he's got Barrel getting into that match to terrorize him as well! That match of course being the PURE15 championship at WAR. Now, should BURAI win, then there's a very good chance that the spot will be given to BURAI and WHEN that happens, I'm not too sure who to root for, seeing as I represent TJ Bryce AND BURAI.
Smith: We finally get to see a technical masterpiece between LeBroc Harris and Drew Stevenson, #1 Contender for the PURE15 championship Logan Brock takes on Bullshark #5 who with his brothers and sister haven't had much luck, despite their valiant efforts, in claiming the Hardcore Championship! Speaking of the Hardcore Championship, as always the 24/7 rule is in effect and Chris Williams is our current champion! Which if he keeps that belt through the night, it instantly makes anything he does, or done to him, in the main event perfectly legal! And of course, our pre-main event, Tevolo finally gets the chance to get his hands on Frank Debauchee!
Bradford: Mister February is going to crush TiVo! That unappreciative little punk has done nothing but to try and terrorize Mister Debauchee for weeks on end, ever since he lost to Delsin Oswald and blamed Mister Debauchee, so much so that he ended up terrorizing things backstage and had himself suspended from the arena for a night! Debauchee's hand did miraculously heal after Unstoppable #20, and I can't wait to see that unappreciative punk get what he deserves from Mister February. I can't believe Jacob Mitchell wasted his time with TiVo.
Smith: Well his name is Tevolo, and I think you've got your fact mixed up, Bradford. Frank Debauchee has done anything and everything in his power to avoid an actual confrontation with Tevolo but tonight he has nowhere left to run, just two weeks before WAR and it looks like WAR is starting early! It's going to be an explosive night that I can hardly contain myself! And folks, we have to give a big shout out to two of our good friends and guest stars, Christian Michaels and Javen!
The camera heads over to ringside, giving us a shot of CM and Javen with front row seats for the event tonight.
First Class Ticket
“Money (Instrumental)” by Pink Floyd hits the arena, nearly three quarters full erupts in a loud chorus of booes. Out from the back steps the man Missouri loved to hate, second to only maybe Stan Kronke, Isaac Cornelius III, IC3. Most of the usual suspects were there, Tommy Angel, Izzy, and Eugene Varano to his right, Ed Trampke to his left, behind them Delsin Oswald and TJ Bryce. Well Connected, IC4 and the Skylarks took up the rear. IC3 walked with a sense of triumph, a bit of pep in his step as the crowd let them have it.
Gavin Grey: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome at this time The Owner of Missouri State Wrestling Isaac Cornelius the Third and First Class!
IC3 grabs a mic upon entering the ring after he ordered Gavin Grey to hold the ropes open for First Class to step through. As First Class stood triumphantly in the ring together IC3 taps the mic several times, causing it to echo and screech which made some members in the crowd groan and cringe.
IC3: Do you imbeciles not understand what the definition of what insanity is? It is repeating the same action over and over again expecting different results! Every Unstoppable we come out here, you try to hijack my show when you should be grateful that another two weeks went by where I decided to keep MSW in Missouri instead of packing up the tent and moving to a bigger, more lucrative market. So if you want to be able to hear without a hearing aid by the time you reach 45 I strongly recommend that you zip it!
Tapping the microphone a few times, the crowd was completely drowned out by how obnoxiously loud the sound level was. With a satisfied grin IC3 raised his mic back up to his lips.
IC3: Splendid! The ear plugs still work! I had my sound crew pre-emptively raise my mic volume this time to stay several steps ahead of all of you! Speaking of taking MSW to a bigger market we're almost to that magical time of the year, one of MSW's several yearly supercards... WAR! On April 23 MSW will put on it's biggest card to date, and this time I promise this one won't get canceled!
IC3: I know, the truth hurts! The last time WAR was advertised Danny Stevenson dropped the ball because he spent his whole budget on booze and bingo! Live with class, Danny.
IC3 winks into the camera wearing the widest, most arrogant grin that has ever graced God's green earth.
IC3: As I was sayin-
IC3 taps the microphone several more times, each time louder than the next, until it became a rhythm of agony. A fan so upset that he chucked his drink right into the ring, landing right on Ed Trampke's suit.
IC3: Security, have that man escorted off the premises and detain him until police arrive. You just committed assault and seeing as Mr. Varano is on retainer for First Class you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, I promise you that charges will be filed.
Trampke took off his jacket and slammed it on the ground as he yelled out over the ropes to the fan being escorted out by security. The Skylarks and Well Connected quickly go to hold him back and calm him down.
IC3: Yeah, you people want that? You want to suffer the same fate? Keep it up! This is exactly why you people don't get to watch WAR Live and in person. Not you'd be able to handle it anyway, this event is way too big for Misery, and even if it could I wouldn't want some redneck hick town like Kansas City hosting it anyway. But I'll give Kansas City one small shred of credit, as much as none of you deserve it; it's still better than anything that came out of Incest County, Tennessee, just take our “guests” this evening. Ladies and Gentlemen, Christian Michaels and his brother Javen!
The crowd cheers as the camera shifts to the brothers McMillion momentarily, who while apparently no fans of IC3 appear to be enjoying the hospitality the fans and city have otherwise shown them.
IC3: Settle down. I know they're your kind of people but they are “guests” and they're remain that way. Just like all of you they'll have to watch WAR at home when the landscape is changed forever. You'll have to watch at home when THE Man of MSW, a man that smells as fresh like a mint because he's money, Mr. Thomas Angel successfully defends his MSW Heavyweight Championship against either Chris Williams OR Frankie Cocheese, pending his decision later tonight.
Tommy Angel raises his MSW Championship high into the air before slinging it on his shoulder with a grin and several confident pats on the center plate
IC3: And because I'm in such a giving mood and because I refuse to let any of you ingrates ruin my night I'll be giving Duke Andrews a chance to earn a shot for himself and Barrel against the PURE 15 Champions TJ Bryce, the best PURE 15 Champion in MSW's History if I do say so myself. A lot better than your hero Chris Williams or that illegal Canadian Artemis Kaiser... who was deported I might add!
Delsin Oswald: SHUT UP! YOU'RE NOT WORTHY! NONE OF YOU ARE! BE QUIET WHEN MR. CORNELIUS SPEAKS!
IC3: Tonight is the last stop before I return to my home state of California and take MSW to new heights as part of my expansion initiative and by the end of the night everyone will know who will be competing for our championships. Actually.. let me rephrase that. Tonight is the last stop before WAR and by the end of night we will know who will earn the right to be defeated by First Class at WAR with the gold on the line! Win with class Misery, and we'll see you in a month assuming I don't decide to keep MSW permanently outside of this backwater state!
Smith: Disgusting, absolutely disgusting! This man won't stop threatening these fans.
Bradford: Well this is the only thing they got if you don't count the Chiefs, and who would honestly? Kansas City needs to get some class in a hurry!
Smith: Pride always comes before the fall Bradford. First Class may have been on a roll so far but if IC3 and First Class keep trying to overlook everyone they're going to be 30 pounds lighter after WAR. First Class is flirting with disaster and you can only push people so hard before they snap; and First Class has a laundry list of enemies. Someone is going to capitalize and it's going to be soon, mark my words.
Bradford: You sound like one of those doomsday prophets speculating on a societal collapse or the world ending or something. Mankind has been predicting the end from the beginning and do you know what all of those predictions have in common? They failed! The gold is staying in First Class and you can take that all the way to the bank!
Let the Hardcore Games Begin! Champion: Chris Williams
After First Class finishes speaking the feed cuts backstage to Chris Williams walking through the parkinglot with his bag and the Hardcore Championship draped over his shoulder.
Smith: And Chris Williams has officially entered the building. The fact that he's managed to hold the Hardcore Championship for several days uninterrupted is a new record.
Bradford: Anyone who competes for that belt is nuts if you ask me! Having to defend it 24 hours a day, you might as well hire a security firm just to watch your back!
Smith: Well it's definitely a workhorse belt if you ask me. You always have to be on top of your game. Later tonight we'll find out who Tommy Angel picks as his opponent but for now Chris Williams looks content with the gold he has now.
Bradford: Well he better not get too comfortable because here comes Chris Orton!
The hum of the go-kart can be heard rapidly approaching as Chris Williams turns around just a second too late to see Chris Orton run into him, launching him forward as he dropped his bag and his belt. Chris Orton quickly goes or the cover slapping the mat as a referee sprints out of his car in the parking lot.
2!
3!
New Hardcore Champion: Chris Orton (2)!
Smith: And just like that MSW's first Hardcore Champion just captured it for the second time!
Bradford:Well Chris Orton was set to begin the night in a match against Jay B and now it looks like that a little extra is going to be added! You know what this means right? It becomes a hardcore title match by virtue of the champion competing in a regularly scheduled match! Go Bad Guy, Go! You are bad guy!
Chris Orton gets back on his go-kart and starts shouting as he drives through the building with the Hardcore Championship strapped to the front of the vehicle.
Chris Orton: I AM BAD GUY! I WIN BECAUSE I AM BAD GUY! I AM BAD GUY AND HARDCORE CHAMPION!
Breaking the habit by Linkin Park starts blaring through the arena as Gavin Grey held his mic in hand, watching along with the MSW faithful on the screen.
Jay B vs Chris Orton
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Drew Stevenson vs LeBroc Harris
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BoNzO The Clown vs Nikki Venom
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Wolf Parker vs Matt Ward
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Let the Hardcore Games Begin! Champion: The Skylarks
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Silas Has Some Words
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"The Nigerian Nightmare" Ndamukong Asomugha vs Mark Storm
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Let the Hardcore Games Begin! Champion: Bonzo The Clown
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Drew Stevenson Makes the Challenge
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Let the Hardcore Games Begin! Champion: Bullshark #5
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Logan Brock vs Bullshark #5
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The Boss Isn't Happy
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Barrel vs Silas Romero
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Drew Gets An Answer
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BURAI vs Duke Andrews
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Tevolo vs Frank Debauchee
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Let the Hardcore Games Begin! Champion: Chris Orton
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Frankie Cocheese & Chris Williams vs The Shades Of Destruction (Guest Commentary: Tommy Angel)
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