2014.06.04: PWN - MSW - UNSTOPPABLE 8
Contents
- 1 The Card
- 2 Peyton Von Licht Vs Leo Banks
- 3 Shawna Prepares for Tamara
- 4 Ashes... Ashes... We all Fall Down
- 5 The Gentleman's Club Vs Love and War
- 6 Welcome to the Boneyard w/ Jay - Be - See
- 7 The Apocalypse Vs The Blackwells
- 8 Just a little business
- 9 Frank Washington & Robert Garland Vs Deacon Cash & Stefan Wallace
- 10 True Gentlemen Always Get What They Want
- 11 Johnny B. &Yugo Phailous Vs St. Tuck & Pornstar Ron
- 12 The Kat is Out of The Bag
- 13 Kat vs Autumn Raven
- 14 Shawna Martinez Vs Tamara Rose
- 15 Battle Royal Build Up
- 16 25 Person #1 Contender Over the top Battle Royal
The Card
Date: Wednesday, June 4th
Commentary: Alex Smith (play-by-play), Alex Bradford (color)
Promoter: Danny Stevenson
Authority: Danny Stevenson, Drew Stevenson, Giant
(Match Order/Card Subject to Change)
Marie Porter Vs Xena Nex
Singles Match
About a month ago, Leo Banks challenged Peyton to a match and the circumstances got even more intense when at a recent live event Peyton went on a recruiting spree for his impending battle against Neforian and The Apocalypse and among them were Johnny B., Luke Jackson and Leo Banks. Leo Banks being the obvious odd one out of the group having a history of not really being on their good side but Peyton said if you want in, earn it and it brings us to here where Leo Banks not only gets the match he wants, but gets his chance to earn his spot to Peyton's team. All he has to do is win. A feat much easier said, than done.
Gentlemen's Club (Roman Gold & Daniel Bane) Vs Love & War (Noah Adelaide & Steven Marion)
The Tag Team Championship tournament kicks off this show and what a way to kick it off indeed. Noah and Steven, a fresh tag team recently graduated from the Emerald Academy and had a very successful tour in Europe but now they return to the states to take on the newly formed team of Roman Gold and Daniel Bane, known now as The Gentlemen's Club. Formed at the expense of Davis Wiley, how will Love & War fair against these two?
Apocalypse (Dante & Virgil) Vs Blackwells (Damon & Logan)
Dante & Virgil debuted in a hell of a way at Peyton's expensive siding themselves with Neforian. Now they find themselves in the tag team championship tournament looking to become the first tag team champions, taking on successful tag team from New York, Mexico, Japan and Canada known as The Blackwells. A very seasoned tag team and very good at what they do, but they stand against a formidable and destructive new tag team in The Apocalypse.
Frank Washington & Robert Garland Vs Deacon Cash & Stefan Wallace
Isn't this a sight for sore eyes? Frank Washington and Robert Garland, two men that were practically sent to the hospital after their extremely violent brawl against each other are now forced to team together in sake of the tournament to take on the newly formed alliance of Deacon Cash and Stefan Wallace who debuted, saving Davis Wiley from further damage at the hands of Daniel Bane. This new alliance, what has been dubbed by the fans as "Southern Pride" takes on two men that know each other very well... but hate each other all the same.
Johnny B. & Yugo Phailous Vs St. Tuck & Pornstar Ron
St. Tuck didn't quite come out on the winning end against his return facing Braiden McCain due to count out but the oddball team of Pornstar Ron and St. Tuck come together in the first round of this tag team tournament to take on another odd ball pairing that just clicked in Johnny and Yugo. This match will be pure delight and entertaining for the fans, to say the least.
Autumn Raven Vs Kat
Autumn Raven makes her long awaited return to MSW to take on a very angry Kat who is anything but happy, coming out of her loss at the hands of Shawna Martinez at Best of the Best, and Marie Porter just two weeks before that. Kat is looking to get back on track and get the championship she has been after since Day 1 in MSW. The "First Lady of MSW" is back and ready for action, but so is Autumn Raven. This match will be a match talked about in MSW for a long time to come.
Shawna Martinez Vs Tamara Rose
Tamara Rose is making her official debut and made it known she wants the title with her arrival at Best of the Best. She wants the title and Danny Stevenson felt that with the name and success Tamara has under her belt from the big time in ICWA, that if she can defeat Shawna in a non-title match then Tamara can earn her championship opportunity but if she loses, she has to work up the ladder just like everybody else. Chalk this match up to being Shawna's biggest challenge yet, and Tamara getting a chance because of the impressiveness she has shown all over the world.
Chad Vargas, Braiden McCain, Luke Jackson, Davis Wiley, Matt Ward, Ian Windermear, Peyton Von Licht, Leo Banks, Hunter McKnight, DJ "Knuckles" Smith, Joshua Stevenson, Daniel Bane, Neforian, Jaxin, Akua, Sinister, Jorge Santos, Chris Alans, Loose Cannon, J-Mann Zee, Tommy Angel, Tyson Pride, LeBroc Harris, The Magician, Steve Thunder
Peyton Von Licht Vs Leo Banks
Marie Porter Defeated Xena Nex
Bradford: Absolutely, Smith! The Tag Team Championship Tournament kicks off and we've got teams coming from all over the globe specifically TO MSW just for this occasion like Love & War AND The Blackwells! And not to mention Smith, the massive Twenty Five Man, Number One Contenders battle royal for Bryce Manning's MSW Championship! And I know I'm super excited for Bryce to be joining us at ringside for that!
Smith: It is going to be a hell of a night folks, so make sure to not turn away!
As the referee signals for the bell, Peyton and Banks begin circling around each other, their eyes staring at one another. As they embrace in a collar and elbow tie up, Banks decides to utilize a cheap shot and knees Peyton right in the midsection doubling him over. Smirking devilishly at the crowd, Banks brings his arms out and tilts his head back to embrace the boos of the sea of fans that show their disdain towards him.
Smith: Can't believe that, the arrogance of this man is just absolutely absurd.
Bradford: That's what makes him so great, he knows he's the best, and he's out to prove it tonight against Peyton.
Smith: Well, he's got a lot to prove tonight and tonight is the perfect chance against Peyton.
Bradford: Now you won't hear me argue that one, this is going to be one heck of a matchup.
Upon pulling Peyton up to his feet, Banks stands there for a second giving him a very arrogant look, however, Peyton quickly lunges out and tackles Banks to the ground beginning to punch him repeatedly as the crowd goes wild. Striking Banks in the face repeatedly, Peyton shows rate aggression as he put so much force into the punches that Banks brings his arms up to guard himself from the heavy blows that Peyton rains acrossed his handsomely chiseled face. Getting to his feet, Peyton lets out a war cry as he walks across the ring allowing Banks to get to his feet. As Banks manages to get to his feet, Peyton rushes in looking for another tackle, however, Banks had it scouted very well as he manages to lock his left arm underneath the throat of Peyton in a modified chokehold.
Bradford: Banks has that one scouted very well, Peyton will have to be very careful in this matchup because Banks is definitely not want to take lightly.
Smith: I'm pretty sure that Peyton knows that already, he always does his homework and makes sure that he has the knowledge and intelligence of every opponent that he steps into the ring with.
Managing to slip out of the chokehold, Peyton, who is on top of Banks begins to unleash another flurry of punches down upon Banks. Positioning his legs on Peyton's midsection, Leo kicks Peyton off and manages to get back to his feet with enough breathing room as the two men once again stare each other down, the competition incredibly stiff in this match.
Smith: Well the crowd is definitely enjoying this match, and we haven't even seen the most intense stuff to come yet. These two men are looking to tear it up in the ring tonight, I personally can't put a finger on who's going to win.
Bradford: Well, I can! I know that Banks has really been looking to get such a huge win and if he can beat Peyton? I think that will put him in possible contention for the Missouri State wrestling heavyweight championship of the world.
Smith: Let's not get ahead of ourselves yet Bradford, there is so many great wrestlers here in Missouri State wrestling that pinpointing a finger on just one person could prove to be very difficult. However, tonight's battle royal will determine just who the number one contender is going to be facing Bryce Manning.
As the fans continue to chant, Peyton looks around, he embraces the cheers, the screams of his name, as Leo just scoffs and smirks at their disdain for him. As the two men tie up once again, Leo decides to try for another knee to the midsection of Peyton. Seeing it coming, Peyton grabs the leg of Banks and hits a textbook Dragon screw which takes Leo down to the canvas as he clutches his leg and pulls himself into the nearest turnbuckle. With the fans cheering, Peyton looks around taking in all of their admiration. Leo begins pulling himself up to the second rope and as Peyton walks in closer, Banks quickly kicks Peyton ride in the stomach and then grabs him by the head tossing him into the turnbuckle much to the dismay of the fans. Rearing back and chopping the chest of Peyton, you can hear a loud echo throughout the arena as the fans woooo out of respect for the legendary Ric Flair.
Smith: You can definitely hear those chops, Peyton looks to be really hurting right now.
Bradford: Well of course he's hurting, those chops hurt like you wouldn't believe Smith.
Smith: Oh I definitely believe it, I have seen firsthand the damage and the red spots that those chops leave.
Pushing him back into the turnbuckle, Leo strikes the chest of Peyton again and again and again as each fan gasps at the intensity of each chop. After the fourth chop, Peyton gets a surge of adrenaline and grabs Leo by his blonde locks and tosses him into the turnbuckle now the one in control returning the knife edge chops right back to Leo.
Smith: Look at Peyton go, he's really taking it to Leo.
After striking Leo in the chest repeatedly, Peyton grabs Leo by the arm and Irish whips him and with great authority across the ring and over into the next turnbuckle as he strikes spine first flipping over it out onto the edge of the ring. Quickly making his way over to Leo, Peyton grabs Leo underneath the arms and hip tosses him over the top rope and back into the ring. Quickly getting to his feet, Peyton charges in and clotheslines Leo as he falls with authority to the canvas and upon getting back to his feet, Peyton lunges in again and clotheslines him down second and even a third time. With the fans rallying behind Peyton, he lets out a war cry and as Leo stumbles turning around Peyton hits of beautiful super kick right at the tip of Leo's handsome chiseled jaw as it knocks him plum out cold.
Smith: It looks like Peyton has this won, Leo is completely unconscious at this given time.
Bradford: Come on Leo, get up!
With the fans deafening the arena in a Peyton chant, from out of nowhere barges under the bottom rope Ian Windermear who immediately assaults Peyton from behind with a forearm smash which drops Peyton to the canvas.
Leo climbs back to his feet and smirks devilishly at what Ian has just done. Beginning to stomp on Peyton repeatedly, the referee signals for the bell as this match has been called a disqualification as Peyton is your winner.
Smith: What a way to ruin such a good match!
Bradford: Hey, you got to do what you got to do in order to win Alex, I thought you knew that!
Smith: But he didn't win Bradford, that's the point. He lost, clearly you can see that.
Bradford: Well look who's laying on the canvas and then tell me who won Alex.
Shawna Prepares for Tamara
Barbara: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen, I’m standing by now with the new MSW Women’s Champion, Shawna Martinez. Shawna, thank you for joining us.
Shawna: No pro-
“Hey Shawnzy!”
The voice was familiar. In fact it was the voice of the bubbly Marie Porter. Shawna Martinez was in the back with her championship just stretching and getting ready for her match.
Shawna: Can I help you?
Marie: Yeeeaaa! Just wanted to wish ya good luck! Because ya know when you win I’m gonna be coming for that belt.
Barbara had just kind of stood back because of the inpromptuness of Marie.
Shawna: That’s fine by me, Marie. I take on all challenges.
Marie: That’s why you’re the champ! Congrats by the way. But just wanted to wish you good luck tonight against Tamara. I’m having a party later, you should totally come!
Shawna: We’ll see, Marie. We’ll see. But I have to go get ready.
Marie: Saweeet.
Ashes... Ashes... We all Fall Down
“Ashes….Ashes… we all falll… DOWN!”
As “down” was said the voice were deeper, and as the camera lit up it was the voices of The Apocalypse who had Neforian standing behind them.
Dante: Tonight's the night that we make the first move on the path to righteousness. Tonight is the night that the mission begins, that all of your sadness, your fears, and all of your hatred turns a new light and fuels us as we seek to demolish The Blackwells and advance in the tournament.
Virgil: Tonight’s the night that The Blackwells learn first hand just exactly who they are messing with and why thy will not win. We are the fire that burns black on the birghtest day. We hold no remorse for what we do or who we hurt. We do what is needed to fulfill the prophecy, to complete the mission.
Neforian then steps forward.
Neforian: I told you I would not be coming alone and along side me is destruction, chaos and pure evil. The Apocalypse signifies the end. They signify the end of all other tag teams in their wake to becoming champions. And The Apocalypse signifies the end of all Twenty Four other men in my wake to becoming the number one contender for the MSW Heavyweight Championship. Missouri… it’s time tonight that you meet… your maker.
Dante & Virgil: We Will… DESTROY!
The Gentleman's Club Vs Love and War
As MSW returns from commercial break the team of Love & War are already in the ring.
Barbara Braman: The following match is scheduled for one fall and it is a Tag Team Championshp Tournament match. Already in the ring the team of Noah Adelide and Steven Marion… Love & War!
Smith: You know Frank Washington has to be watching this match closely tonight. The team of Noah Adelaide and Steven Marion took professional wrestling by storm earlier this year with MSW’s Revolutionary managing the pairing before an eventual sunset. Steven Marion went on a break to tour Europe with a composition he wrote and sold out several marquee venues while Noah Adelaide honed his skills at the Emerald Academy where they both graduated looking for his next shot at gold.
Bradford: These young guns have everything it takes to run deep into the tournament except for one key ingredient: Roman Gold. Not only does have the best that money can buy but he has that mammoth of a man Daniel Bane to do his bidding. The Gentlemen’s Club is going to take MSW by storm, mark my words.
With the PA coming to life suddenly with the sound of Ennio Morricone's classic composition 'The Ecstasy of Gold' the curtain parted as stepping through it- the husky, heavyset manager; JR Ryan. With Ryan pointing towards the curtain, emerging through it next with his back to the ring- dressed in a gold and white colored robe.. Roman Gold. Both arms were extended out to the side as he continued down to the ring, all with the MASSIVE Daniel Bane behind him.
Barbara Braman: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 525lbs… Roman Gold, Daniel Bane…. The Gentleman’s Club!
Roman Gold appears to be holding a microphone as the crowd voiced their displeasure.
Roman Gold: Sorry to burst everyone’s bubble here in attendance tonight but I’m afraid you won’t be seeing me in that ring tonight. Now unlike everyone else in this arena I don’t like to get my hands dirty, and when you have the money that a true gentleman has you don’t need to. But don’t worry, Bane is more than willing to give “Love & War” a run for their money.
Roman Gold: A coward? Hardly, I don’t need to justify my actions to a bunch of lower class inbred rednecks! But none the less you can all rest assured that I have found a suitable replacement for this match.
"Fame" by B.o.B hits on the P.A system and TJ Bryce comes through the curtain, looks to his left and to his right before forming his hand to symbol a gun and firing at the camera and giving off a wink with Tyler Xero following him close behind. He continues down the ramp with a very cocky swagger about him, once in the ring he points to his rolex and can be seen mouthing "time is money" Daniel Bane walks up the ring steps and takes his place at his team’s corner while Marion decides to start things off for his team as the bell rings. Xero and the rest of the Gentlemen’s Club watch the match eagerly from ringside as things kick off.
Smith: That’s TJ Bryce! He was rumored to be making his debut in MSW very soon but The Canadian Franchise is aligned with Roman Gold?
Bradford: Ever hear the phrase money talks? I assure you TJ Bryce is very much in love with his money. But let’s not forget about Tyler Xero, this man has impressed a lot of people as of late.
Smith: Both men appear to be prospects for The Gentlemen’s club at the very least and it should be interesting to see how they all coexist.
Starting our match is TJ Bryce versus Steven Marion. Standing in his respected corner, Steven Marion gives a very arrogant, pompous look towards TJ Bryce who looks none too impressed with the brash attitude of Steven Marion. Kicking our action off with a basic collar and elbow tie up, TJ Bryce gets the upper hand and shoves Steven across the ring sending him back into the turnbuckle as Steven stares at TJ Bryce and, flashing that arrogant smirk. Walking out of the turnbuckle, Steven and TJ Bryce embrace in another tie up, this time Steven knees TJ Bryce in the midsection and quickly hits a suplex which drives TJ Bryce down to the canvas with great authority showing great technical prowess.
Smith: What a great suplex by Steven, you can definitely tell that he has been training with Drew Stevenson on his technical wrestling.
Bradford: This match is definitely going to be a hard one to call, because I like both teams, both teams are some of the best in the world.
Smith: Well of course they are Bradford, here at Missouri State Wrestling, we only offer the best in wrestling.
Quickly getting up to his feet, Steven goes for a clothesline but TJ Bryce ducks under it and bounces off the ropes and upon returning, he dropkick's Steven right in the knee taking him down. Quickly following that up with a half crab, Steven grunts and screams in pain as the referee asks him if he wants to quit but Steven shakes his head no. Crawling over to the ropes, Steven grabs the bottom rope as the referee begins the standard five count.
Almost getting to the five count, TJ Bryce releases the hold and smirks to a chorus of boos. Picking Steven up by his hair, Steven fires off with several European uppercuts which rock TJ Bryce back stumbling. taking a step back, Steven tries for another clothesline but TJ Bryce once again ducks under it and reaches back behind Steven hitting a neck breaker which takes Steven down to the canvas as he clutches his neck in a great deal of pain.
Smith: What a fantastic counter by TJ Bryce, he's really showing just how good that he says that he is in the business.
Bradford: I told you that it would be a fantastic match up Smith, these are two of the best teams in the world.
Smith: I never doubted that Bradford, I totally agree with you that these are two of the best tag teams in the world, just look at the match already.
Rolling Steven over onto his stomach, TJ Bryce locks him in the dreaded camel clutch as Steven screams out in pain and agony trying to crawl his way over to the bottom rope to make TJ Bryce release the hold.
Smith: Shades of the legendary Iron Sheik right here Bradford.
Bradford: Looks like TJ Bryce is going to break Steven's back and make him humble!
Smith: It's not over yet Bradford, never count out Love and War, they've proven just how good that they are in the past.
Bradford: Oh I'm not disputing that Smith, I just think that the gentleman's club is the future of the business.
Smith: And they very well could be Bradford, I'm definitely not disputing you on that.
Once again utilizing the standard five count, TJ Bryce releases the hold at four as to not get disqualified but has the damage already been done? After releasing the hold, an arrogant TJ Bryce walks over and tags Daniel into the match as the big man stalks Steven who's getting to his feet clutching his back in a great deal of pain. As the big man grabs Steven from behind, Steven throws an elbow right into the left eye of Daniel as the big man stumbles backwards and Steven uses this opportunity to tag in his partner Noah as the fans cheer in delight to see him in action.
Smith: Things are about to pick up now that Noah has made his way into the ring.
Rushing in with intensity, Adelaide clotheslines Daniel down to the canvas and as Daniel gets up, Adelaide clotheslines him again but as he goes for a third clothesline, Daniel picks him up with a huge spine buster which rattles the ring along with Adelaide's spine. Quickly hooking the leg, Daniel looks for a big win over Adelaide and Steven here tonight.
No, Adelaide gets the shoulder up just before the three count as Daniel can't believe it. Picking Adelaide by his long dark hair, Daniel Irish whips him into the ropes and as he goes for a clothesline, Adelaide ducks under it and springboards off of the middle rope kicking Daniel right in the head which drops him down to the canvas. Quickly making the cover, the referee drops down to make the count as Adelaide looks to put Daniel away after that huge kick to the head.
Smith: No, I can't believe it, Daniel just managed to get the shoulder up right before the three count.
Looking stunned that Daniel kicked out, Adelaide sits there on the canvas in disbelief. Getting up to his feet and walking over to his tag team partner, Adelaide tags in Steven as the brash young man picks Daniel up to his feet. Before he can do anything however, Daniel lifts Steven up into the air in a gorilla press position and drives him right across the knee in a Bane type fashion as Steven lets out a scream of pain arching his back. Quickly darting into the ring, TJ Bryce clotheslines Adelaide over the top rope as Daniel makes the cover.
Entering the ring with a huge smirk on his face, Roman lifts the hand of Daniel and TJ Bryce as the referee points at them as the winners of the match as Steven lays there in a great deal of pain.
Barbara Braman: The winners of the match, the Gentleman's Club!!
Welcome to the Boneyard w/ Jay - Be - See
Coming back from commercial break, Headstones’ “Son of a Bitch to the Core” is already playing, but soon fades out. Inside the ring, a familiar face stands with a microphone in his hand. A set has been… well… set up around him with a skull and crossbones theme, along with some more types of bones strewn about. Which bone is the crossbone anyway?
The fans cheer on as the one and only Johnny B. begins to speak…
Johnny B.: “Llllet me make one thing perfectly clear to everyone in attendance tonight and watching at home! Unstoppable Eight is going to be home to history in the making, because The Johnny proudly presents to you… the first-ever installment of the very much live and sure enough in living colour… Boneyard!”
The fans roar in approval; they’ve read The Pre-Millennium Wrestler’s Boneyard articles on MSW.com (I’m assuming), and now they get a new incarnation of it tonight! Man, that JBC, he’s a helluva guy!
Johnny B.: “Now I don’t need to tell any of you that Yours Truly likes to do what’s not expected of him, so while you may have expected my first guest ever to be someone like, oh, I dunno, say, Peyton Von Licht?”
The fans cheer excitedly at the prospects of seeing their hero, which would mean they’d get to see him a total of three times this night! Johnny’s mouth gapes into an encouraging albeit clearly sarcastic grin.
Johnny B.: “Yeah! Yeah! Totally! Great guest idea! Not for tonight, though!”
Johnny B.: “No, tonight, we’ve got someone who, hey, she’s at least related to Peyton… literally! Be sure to show respect for my guest tonight by booing the shit out of her… ladies and gentlemen, Artemis Kaiser!”
A mixture of cheers and boos erupt as “Heart Shaped Box” by Dead Sara begins to play through the speakers. Artemis appears at the gate, wearing another one of Scott Pilgrim t-shirts and some standard blue jeans. Also, she is clad in steel toed boots. She steps gleefully down the ring. As she approaches it, she catches one of the cheering fans and walks up to him. She patronizes a tad before returning to her previous action. She jumps into the ring, grinning at the slowly increasing boos.
Artemis Kaiser: “Hiya, Johnny boy. What can I do you for today?”
Johnny B.: “I-”
Johnny’s mouth remains open, a confused look forming in his eyes. He slowly closes his mouth before sucking in his bared teeth, as if he just made a big mistake.
Johnny B.: “Oh shit! I don’t have any questions! I’m unprepared! I-, I-, I-...”
The fans seem a good mix of confused and concerned, many even finding this revelation humourous. Johnny purses his lips and looks upwards pensively. He holds up one finger.
Johnny B.: “Oh… wait a minute! I am prepared, actually! Psyche! You all thought The Johnny wouldn’t come correct? How wrong you were! Artemis Kaiser, welcome… to The- ah, you already heard my spiel earlier. What everyone out here wants to know is, if you had a chance to kick the ever-lovin’ shit out of anyone in the MSW, who would it be, and why?”
Artemis Kaiser: “Honestly, hm, I would like to kick Shawna Martinez’s face in. But that is because she holds what I want...the MSW Women’s Championship, or the real World Championship. But out of everyone that is not Shawna Martinez or my little brother…”
She places a delicate finger on her lip, tapping as she thought.
Artemis Kaiser: “Marie Porter, yup. I want to break those dancing legs of hers. I want to stop her from dancing and blowing bubbles. So, I am going to break both of her legs and then bust her lip. If she has a busted lip, she will be too much in agony to even blow a bubble.”
Surely the fans disprove of this sentiment. Johnny seems to be enjoying the rant, though.
Johnny B.: “Well, funny you say that, because here’s Marie Porter now!”
"Love Lockdown" by Kanye West begins to play. Johnny winces as the music plays. The fans go wild! After about 15 seconds of the music playing, JBC laughs and runs a pair of fingers across his throat.
Artemis gazes at Johnny, a bit confused and a bit agitated at his antics. She had her fists clenched and ready for Marie’s precious, little face. However, she was not making her way down to the ring. How disappointing. It was evident with Artemis’ eyeroll.
Johnny B.: “Cut… cut… cut, I said!!! God I hate Kanye West! No, just kidding! Actually, it’s the Women of Tradition Champion herself, Shawna Martinez!”
“Handwritten” by the Gaslight Anthem starts playing instead, but Johnny cuts the music almost immediately.
Once again, Johnny’s antics fall flat with Artemis who does not like being teased with the arrival of either of the opponents she wants.
Johnny B.: “Haaa, no, just kidding again! But wouldn’t that be something? Which brings me to Unstoppable IX. You’re not booked this week, but in front of this live-ass crowd, why don’t you tell us all who you’d want to face at the Eye-Ex? Shawna? Marie? Or maybe you wanna go one-on-one with Yours Truly?”
The fans seem confused at the offer, perhaps deducing it was some form of perversion bordering on sexual harassment in the work place. Well, fuck you all too, tough guys and gals! You clearly don’t know The Johnny that well, do you?!
Johnny B.: “What? Need some explaining? Well shit, girl, why didn't you say so? Let’s just say that The Johnny was you before you was you!”
After the long minutes of her scowling, a smirk etches on his face. She took a moment to let his words sink in.
Artemis Kaiser: “Oh, please. I would not want you to end up hurting yourself before I touch you. You are getting up there in age. So I do not doubt that you were me before you were me. But that does not matter in this day and age, Johnny. Because I believe that our generation must rise above the old, ancient generation before us, right?”
She gives Johnny a playful giggle before turning to the crowd.
Artemis Kaiser: “Now at Unstoppable Nine, I am going to just go out and say it. I want a gauntlet match. Yeah, like how that one insignificant amoeba of a man, Bryan York, was about to go through, but I would actually, I dunno, win. Giant, Mister Stevenson, give me Marie Porter, Kat Jones, and whoever the number one contender is. And have Shawna at ringside. She can watch as I personally decimate all her tiny contenders. It will be quite the show. I can bring popcorn if she wants.”
Johnny B.: “Well, there you have it, folks! The complete and utter slanderous rantings of a lunatic notwithstanding, we’ve got ourselves a little challenge match! Isn’t that just darling? Folks? Little Artemis wants all the gals! So what do you say, Giant? Lord Stevenson? How’s about it? Itty bitty witty li’l Artie wants an itty bitty witty gauntlet match! Hey, give it to her, I say!”
Johnny rests his hands on his knees, as if positioning himself to talk to a small child.
Johnny B.: “Now, ain’t that some shit! Hell, you save your pennies up, junior-etta, Uncle Johnny’ll bring the snacks!”
Artemis’ eyes narrow as she listens to Johnny speak. As he concludes, she immediately turns around, throwing a leg sweep to bring the bigger man down. As he hits the ground, Artemis backs up, waiting for him to even get an inch off the ground. A smile dawns on her face and the fans begin to boo her. As Johnny falls on his back, Artemis steps gingerly towards him.
Artemis Kaiser: “Hm, all it took was one sweep to bring you to the ground. Those bones in those aging legs must be brittle. How sad. Do you think you will ever be champ in this condition?”
She stomps on him a few good times.
Artemis Kaiser: “Also, never in your pitiful, gross life call me ‘Artie’ again.”
She throws the microphone down on Johnny’s chest with force. She then exits the ring bitterly. Under her breath, she murmurs something about “not being little”. She nearly slaps a fan that cheers at her. Before long, she is gone from the ring area.
The Apocalypse Vs The Blackwells
Bradford: This is one of the most highly anticipated tag team matches I think I've seen in a long time. A strong, new and dominant tag team like The Apocalypse taking on a tag team that's been around the world and are highly established looking to claim another set of tag team championships to their resume.
Smith: When you put it like that Bradford, it's definitely one that the people are sure they want to see as well. The MSW fans love a good wrestling match, especially when the wrestlers have as much credibility as The Blackwells and are as dominant as The Apocalypse has been!
Barbara: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is the quarter final round of the Tag Team Championship tournament. From Florence, Alabama they are Logan and Damon... The Blaaackkkwwellllssss!
They entered the ring and the bell sounds and the match starts off with Logan <Think Mark Briscoe> and Virgil <Think Viktor> started off and circled around the ring before coming together, looking for a tie up but Virgil used his speed to duck behind and landed a big chop across Logan's back with a big 'WHOOO' coming from the crowd. Logan turns around with a big right hand and he and Virgil begin to trade blows before Virgil ducks Logan's right hand and tackled at his midsection driving him into The Apocalypse's corner where Virgil made a tag to Dante and drove Logan with a shoulder tackle in the corner before exiting the ring.
Smith: The Apocalypse is a fairly new tag team on the circuit taking on the experienced Blackwells but it seems as though they've got the Blackwells fairly well scouted thus far. THis could prove to be a great contest!
Bradford: Absolutely, and there's no better way to truely establish their credibility here in MSW than knocking off The Blackwells in the first round.
Dante <Konnor>, the larger of the two leaped over the top rope and began to drive some elbows into the side of Logan's head before grabbing him and tossing him half way across the ring. He lands on his back but rolls through and tags Damon <Jay Briscoe> in before sliding out. He's quick to get in the ring and comes to the center to face Dante and the two begin to slug it out. The fans eat it up but neither man is budging either way until Dante throws a big knee into Damon's gut to double him over. Dante then drives a series of elbows to the back of Damon's head before taking Damon back to his <Dante's> corner. Dante makes the tag back to Virgil. Using the top rope he throws his body up with a kick to Damon's head and he stumbles out of the corner.
Smith: I can't believe this amazing display of power from The Apocalypse! They're really showing they belong!
Bradford: They're doing a lot better than I had expected them to do against The Blackwells!
Virgil came jumping in but as he approached Damon, he was caught with a big Belly to Belly Suplex taking Virgil up and over and a quick cover but only a two count and Virgil kicks out. Damon locks Virgil in a headlock but he refuses to give up but appears like he starts to fade. To speed up the process, Damon releases the headlock but starts to drive a slow series of vicious elbows into Virgil's neck. Virgil is showing the effects and Damon drags Virgil over to his corner and stands on the middle rope, beginning a 10 punch with the crowd behind it in every way.
The crowd shouted HEY! after every punch as Virgil stepped down and makes the tag in to Logan. Logan heads to the top rope and comes jumping off with a knee to Virgil's head while Damon holds Virgil down and another quick cover but again only a two.
Smith: And the Blackwells are showing that experience edge and taking over here. If they keep this up they might just take it!
The match continued on with The Blackwells maintaining control, that was until when the referees back turned, Dante came charging in with a big forearm shot to Logan's head knocking him down.
The crowd was firmly behind the Blackwells at this moment as Dante smacked Virgil a little bit to get him back up and into action and he did. He elbowed Damon to knock him off of the apron and then whipped Logan to his <Virgil's> corner. Virgil ran in and Logan had slid back into the ring. Virgil landed a huge splash to Logan and threw him towards the center. Damon came back in with a huge missile dropkick to Virgil knocking him back and into the ropes.
Smith: Huge missile dropkick there by Damon Blackwell! They're not going down wthout a fight!
Bradford: As is to be expected, Smith! These two guys, Damon and Logan, they're experienced and very successful as a unit and they're showing it here. Apocalypse has their work cut out for them but NO!
Bradford's reaction was due to a huge spinebuster by Dante to Damon when he least expected it, flattening him and he was pushed out of the ring. Logan is slowly staggering to his feet as Dante & Virgil get in their respective corners and yelled out loudly.
Smith: This... isn't looking good for the Blackwells.
Bradford: Oh man, Smith, it's looking like we're about to see Hail The Apocalypse! That vicious high-low move that we've seen them use against Loose Cannon and Peyton Von Licht. The Blackwells are tough SOBs but I don't know if even they can kick out after this!
Dante in one corner, Virgil in the other they charge in once Logan Blackwell is to his feet. Virgil leaps into the air with a spinning european uppercut while at the same time Dante goes low with a leg sweep that appears to turn Logan inside out and Virgil makes a cover.
Logan was climbing into the ring and dove to the center where the pin was happening.
Just after the three the pin was broken but just too little too late as The Apocalypse had picked up the victory.
Barbara: Your winners and advancing to the Semi-Finals of the Tag Team Championship tournament, The Apocccaaalllypppseeeee!
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