Perry/Stereotypes

|	"Natural enemies, like the United States and Russia. Even on a slow month this is always good to fill column space with."
|	"Bit of an interesting pair. On the one hand, you have these spellcasters who pull off incredible feats; on the other, fallen angels looking to make a pact with them in exchange for a terrible price. Not gonna lie, I get goosebumps whenever I write about these guys - the inevitable Faustian dilemmas are absolutely gripping."
|	"This one's my favorite! Seriously. All those mythical beasts: pegasi, dragons, Bigfoot, Nessie, and about a hundred other types I'm missing, the possibilities are endless! And then you've got this rumor that faeries secretly inspire the world's artists. I love it, my readers love it, what's not to like?"
	"Okay, no. Just, no. Ghost Hunters has completely destroyed any and all integrity ghost stories used to have. Gimme a new angle or I'm not interested."
	"One cold lead. Maybe if everything else dries up I'll pursue it someday. But didn't Hollywood already cover everything there is to cover?"
	"But remember folks. None of this is conclusive evidence of anything. Keep an open mind, but PLEASE do not go driving a wooden stake into your neighbor's heart just because she's all gothy and dressed like Dracula's bride! I am not responsible for any crimes you commit based on my stories."
	"Also, don't do this, or I'll report you to the damn authorities myself."