Perry/Introduction

"Some people see me as a creative writer. Others, an investigative reporter. I feel no need to correct either group; I research weird things. I write about them. People read about them. And their lives get just a little more interesting, even if it's just pretend. Now, I'm not ruling everything out as impossible... but so far? Everything I've looked into has had a non-crazy explanation. Be entertained, be horrified, but don't lose sleep at night, yeah?"

-- Perry White, tabloid reporter and columnist