Evie/Stereotypes

	"Please don't exist please don't exist please don't exist please don't exist please don't exist they exist don't they."
	"Werewolves. If you exist, and you're the ones who assaulted my family: get fucked. Thoroughly. I will never forgive you for breaking my parents and siblings."
	"Just in case, I'll make sure to call my magic performances sleight of hand instead."
	"...hi. Nice to meet you. I hope we can get along, though now I just feel like Denzel Crocker from Fairly OddParents. Sigh."
	"Being haunted is a little bit creepy, but messages from beyond aren't too terribly scary once you get used to it."
	"It frustrates me to no end that I know what most of you never will. But know this: live your life, without regrets. If you want to chase after a dream, DO IT. Even if you fail, you'll regret not trying. Trust me."