2019.07.26: PWN - LONE - LONE 25
Intro
We start the show immediately with the arena darkening, and the titantron lighting up to a screen with cursive writing in blood red that reads
For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace, as in all churches of the saints. - 1 Corinthians 14:33 KJV
The crowd starts to cheer as they know what this means. Sister Catherine and Stitches are soon shown in the frame, standing in front of a blood red background, with Catherine in her nun habit and Stitches petting the doll in Catherine's likeness.
Sister Catherine: Slaves to Sin... Daughters of Debauchery... The Gucci Gals flaunt their bodies on a beach, to mock us as they enjoy God's sunlight.
Stitches: ... Materialistic...
Sister Catherine: They also flaunt the LONE Tag Team Championships, but least they forget, they almost lost them last month. However, God did not will it so then...
Stitches: God is conflicted...
Sister Catherine: No. God is never conflicted. He's never confused. 1 Corinthians 14:33. For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace, as in all churches of the saints. It is not as if God was conflicted on if we should win the titles or not, no. God has a plan. God always has a plan. I believe last month happened because God wants us to rise above it. He wants us to continue to climb his stairway to heaven.
Stitches: He wants us to be able to look down on the Gucci Gals as they play around in their pools of pleasure, willfully ignorant of the destination to the path that they walk...
Sister Catherine: They say they have God given talent. That is true, as all things are given to us from the Lord. However, they use their talent for all of the wrong reasons.
Stitches: They could be trying to educate in the ways of the Lord...
Sister Catherine: Instead, they keep their mind on designer clothes, worshiping the creators of brand names as if THEY are Gods.
Stitches stops petting the doll, shaking her head in disappointment.
Stitches: Sacrilegious.
Sister Catherine: They will soon learn a lesson, and it will be a harsh one.
Stitches: For we are relentless.
Sister Catherine: We are undeterred.
Both: We are the Damned.
Stitches: And we will make you lay down for the Lord.
Sister Catherine: We will make you tap out to GOD!
Stitches laughs menacingly while Sister Catherine sprays a red substance from her mouth into the camera's lens.
Fade.
Kevin North: Hello everyone and welcome to Supremacy: LONE 25 - Three Year Anniversary! This is our 3rd year anniversary as a company! I'm Kevin North alongside my broadcast colleague DIC! We've got a tremendous night of action planned for you all. Jennifer Stewart makes her debut.
DIC: She's quite the looker.
North: ... and we have the Gucci Gals defending their tag team titles against The Damned.
DIC: My Queens will prove that last month wasn't some mistake!
North: And also, Alison Crowne will be defending her title against not one but TWO opponents in Ami Reeves and "Pretty" Fay Qent!
DIC: Another Queen with another notch in her belt coming up against that video game nerd and that felon!
North: And with that, we're going to start with our first match!
Jennifer Stewart vs. Hip O. Potamus
Baxter: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Already in the ring, from The Animal Kingdom, she is HIP O. POTTAMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!
Hip O. Potamus raises her hands as she stands in a corner of the ring. The crowd cheers.
Baxter: And her opponent..
The arena goes dark. A spotlight shines on the stage. It appears a piano was wheeled out, with Jennifer herself standing by it and there's the man from Jennifer Stewart's teaser videos seated in front of the piano. He begins to play a lovely tune as Jennifer Stewart steps forward in her glittering blue dress with microphone in hand. As she sings, she makes her way to the ring while the spotlight follows her.
Jennifer Stewart: Iiiiiii'm on the hunt!
I'm on the hunt for a hippo
Oh will I tame this wild, wild beeeeeast?
I'm on the hunt! I'm on the hunt!
I'm on the hunt for a hippo
She is a threat, to say the very leeeeeeast!
Am I afraid? Oh no I'm not!
For you will see my skills are very keeeen
I am the Mistress. Oh I'm the Mistress. The Mistress of the Microphone
And I will put on a performance the likes you've never seeeeeeeeen!
For those of you unaware, My name is Jennifer Stewart
And this wild beast I shall taaaaame!
I've come to make my mark! Make my mark! Make my mark on New England
And the wrestling world will never be the saaaaaaaame!
During her performance, she stops at the ring steps and casually steps up them before scaling the tunrnbuckles, placing her left foot on the top one while her other foot rests on the middle. When her performance is over, she hops into the ring and drops the mic.
Baxter: From San Antonio, Texas, she is the Mistress of the Microphone, JENNIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEER STEWAAAAAAAAAAART!
Jennifer Stewart takes a bow.
DING DING
North: Jennifer Stewart is making her in ring debut here tonight, she has certainly talked the talk and now it's time to walk the walk.
DIC: Hip O. Potamus is going to think she's a fun sized snack and try to eat her. I mean look at her eyes, she looks hungry!
North: Would you stop?
DIC: Come on, look at those eyes!
Hip O. charges towards Stewart with a clothesline but Stewart manages to duck with ease as the delivery was rather slow and sluggish. Stewart immediately kicks Hip O. behind the knee and causes her to stumble forward before Stewart planted her to the mat with a DDT. Stewart tries to go for a quick pin but Hip O. throws her off at the count of one. Stewart manages to land on her feet after nearly losing her balance and hits a shining wizard as her opponent tried to get back on her feet. Hip O. falls back to the mat as Stewart follows up with a double foot stomp to the chest.
North: Jennifer Stewart is firing on all cylinders here early on but she'll need to keep her foot on the gas.
DIC: She's got the speed and agility but I'm not entirely convinced. I mean... she ain't bad on the eyes or anything but she still looks like a little snack out there.
Hip O. groans on the mat and manages to shove Stewart away as she tries to pick her up and charges at her again, only to eat nothing but turnbuckle as Stewart again moved out of harm's way. Stewart runs and hits a dropkick to Hip O. as she was still parked in the corner, stunning her foe before she hopped through the ropes and onto the apron. Grabbing Hip O.'s head she runs her all the way to the next corner and slams her head on the turnbuckle, doing it again and again as the crowd counts.
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North: Say what you want about her size in comparison but she's definitely packing a powerful punch! I don't think Hip O. knows where she's at after getting her bell rung like that!
DIC: She's having her way with her and hey, if she wins this match she just may win my number to have her way with me. Vitamin D-I-C on tap!
North: Pull yourself together! Can you be professional for an entire match?
Hip O. is dazed as she stumbles back as Stewart reenters the ring. Stewart grabs a hold of Hip O.... trying to lift her up.... lifting lifting.... she finally gets her off the ground and falls backward for a piledriver!
North: The Mic Drop! This one's over!
DIC: How did she lift someone like her up? Someone needs a random drugtest immediately after this match!
North: For heaven's sake, we're not the NFL!
Jennifer Stewart goes for the cover as the crowd counts along. 1.....2.....3!
Baxter: Here is your winner.... Jennifer Stewart!
Jennifer Stewart is handed a microphone from a stage hand. She goes to the center of the ring and begins to sing.
Jennifer Stewart: I have tamed the wild beast.
Oh yes I have come out on toooop!
This is the ballad to your last dance
Worthy of a microphone drooooooooop!
She drops the microphone, soon exiting the ring.
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