2019.05.31: PWN - LONE - LONE 23
Intro
The show opens up with a video package. The music is White Trash (Second Generation) by Bad Religion, the theme music of Pretty Trashy.
We're in what appears to be a junkyard. As the music plays, it appears to be showing a montage of Terri and Qent. Most of it is Terri, bashing things like old televisions with a lead pipe she must've found, and slam dancing, flailing her arms and legs. Then there's a shot of the two drinking some Miller Genuine Draft beers as the sky darkens. Then there's a shot of Terri standing atop a giant heap of trash while raising the pipe triumphantly, and Qent watching her from the bottom while laughing. The montage seems to end with the sky covered in darkness and stars, and the two seated on bar stools in front of a barrel with the contents inside set on fire.
Terri's right leg is twitching against a rung of the stool while she stares at the flames.
Terri: ..... I need a cigarette... I've been trying to quit, though. You know what I can't quit, though?
Her eyes fix up towards the camera, leaving the flame.
Terri: Making Alison feel pain.
Qent smiles at this.
Terri smiles as well. Sadistically, even!
Terri: Oh that's right Alison. I can't quit you. You're my new addiction now. This isn't about the belt anymore. Not to me!
She points at herself for a moment.
Terri: Hell this isn't even about what you did to me after I won it the second time! This is about Wendy.
She waves her finger around now.
Terri: This is ALL about Wendy and what you did to her! And I won't rest... I won't rest until you feel the pain I felt. The pain she felt.
Qent looks a little concerned, and lays a comforting hand on her friend's shoulder. Terri's eyes shift over to Qent briefly, and she gives her a little nod of appreciation.
Terri: You can make all these jokes... and all of these threats that I'm going to have to get wheeled up and down my trailer along with Wendy while we share a disability check... but it all goes to show me that you don't know what REAL pain is. REAL pain is waking up in the morning and wondering what you'll have to scrounge up to eat for the day, if you CAN even eat for the day. Real pain is having a parental unit who acts like you don't exist, while the other one is gone too much to even notice! Real pain is having to look at the woman you're going to spend the rest of your life with and thinking you've failed her because she has to be bound to a wheelchair, possibly for the rest of her life, because someone you thought was your friend stabbed you in the back over jealousy! Jealousy. Jealousy sewn by corruption...
Terri twitches some more, that leg shaking from her foot bouncing against the rung of the barstool.
Terri: You know, I used to say that I don't know you now. That I knew you then, but I don't know what you are and what you've become now. But no, no it's the opposite. I didn't know who you were then, but I know who you are now. You're... you're a jealous woman. You're a jealous woman consumed by fame. The fame and fortune the title brings. You're a jealous woman consumed by fame who doesn't know what real pain is. You don't know what real pain is because you've never felt it. You've had it easy growing up, and you've never felt real pain because you've spent your whole life inflicting it on others! Physically, mentally, verbally, all your life! Then you come to New England, and you befriend somebody like me who had trust issues to begin with, and you let what happened to me consume you with jealousy! You're jealous because I've done in one year what you couldn't do in 5 plus YEARS! What you couldn't do without the help of a partner and you know EXACTLY what that is... Taste gold! Now, now you're addicted. You're addicted to the taste of gold.
She taps two fingers by the back of her elbow after extending her arm out, like she's waiting for an injection.
Terri: Like a junkie waiting for her fix! Wanting it so badly... And now you have it. But just like a junkie whose gotten her fix, it's not as good after the first time... and it doesn't last long. Then they're left to chase that addiction, wondering if it's even worth it because they can't feel that euphoria from the first time. So you can keep parading around with your title, but there will come a time, and it won't be long, where you won't have it and then I'll ask you..... Was it worth it? Was it all worth it, in the end, Alison?
Terri stares longingly into the flames now.
Terri: Alison Crowne..... You are my addiction now, and I'm going to feed... when I get my hands on you... and it'll be worth it...
The camera zooms in on the flames, which can be heard crackling as the screen fades to black.
No Fly Zone vs. Generations
"Stay Fly" by 3 6 Mafia hits the speakers and a big cheer from the crowd comes alive as "Fly" Felicia Hawkins and Kayoko "Yoyo Yoko" Ichikawa make their way from behind the curtain. In confidence they stand, making their way down to the ring and giving high fives to all of their fans along the way.
Baxter: Now making their way to the ring, from across the globe, Kayoko Ichikawa and “Fly” Felicia Hawkins… together they are No Fly Zone!
Quickly backstage we have Linda Edwards with Generations who are on their way out to the ring.
Linda: Anne, Ainslee, real quick! As you head out to your match after making your intentions clear after defeating Spice & Ice at Retribution last month who have been going at it on and off again with your opponents tonight. Now facing a team that is in similar style to you, where does it go from here?
Ainslee: We’ll make it nice and simple for you. Last month Spice & Ice wanted to run their mouths about some things they had no business running their mouths about and we stepped to the plate and showed them what being part of Generations is all about.
Anne: We’re here, we’re together and we’re making our claim to the Gucci Gals and their championships well known. Last month was Spice & Ice, this month is No Fly Zone. They had their chance and now it’s to the back of the line. After tonight they’ll know exactly who’s next in line.
Cutting back out to ringside, Felicia wears a backwards cap with a flag on it, half USA on the left and half Japan on the right and a big smile on her face. Kayoko wears a zip up jacket with the flag design on the back with the Japanese flag on the left, the USA flag on the right. They look ready for action, sliding into the ring and jump into different corners with their arms up and getting the love from the crowd before “Cross Off” by Mark Morton starts to play.
With a direct view to NFZ in the ring, Anne tosses her hat and shirt to the side into the first couple of rows and Ainslee tosses her jacket next to her. THe fans love the free Generations merch but these ladies don’t want to play around tonight and slid into the ring for a standoff. The official got between the two teams instructing them to pick a member to start the match. From NFZ it’s Felicia and from Generations it will be Anne.
DING DING
The bell sounds and the two start to circle around to get a feel before coming in with a collar and elbow tie up before Anne drops to her back and arm drags Felicia who finds herself sitting in a corner trying to grasp what happened. But before she has the key opportunity to do anything, Anne connects with a cannonball body attack in the corner before reaching out to the fans with applause. Felicia rolls out and Kayoko meets her outside trying to regroup but the action continues when Anne comes running and FLIES over the top rope, flipping in mid air and crashing down on both. Big reaction from the rest of the crowd. Anne picks Felicia to her feet and rolls her back in the ring and follows behind.
North: I could see Anne Grayson wrestle all day! It doesn't matter what's going on but she always finds a way to take to the air and display that amazing athleticism putting her opponents on notice!
DIC: I wish when she flew, she'd keep going! She looks like she belongs in the Mickey Mouse club for crying out loud!
North: To be fair, the Mickey Mouse Club did produce a lot of stars like Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera and they all did amazing things for themselves. In Anne's shoes I'd see that as a compliment that of all people, Dexter believes she's going to be a hit in a few years!
DIC: I did not say that! GAH! Why do I work with you?! You're just so difficult!
North: I'd beg to say the same about you sometimes but that huge Tope Con Hilo takes down both members of the No Fly Zone, picture perfect landing and the crowd loves it!
DIC: The crowd will cheer for anything that looks flash. You could sell them a used baby making glove if you use some lights and sparklers to sell it. She couldn't wrestle like her dad so she learned how to flip. Big deal!
North: What amazes me the most from Anne Grayson is that she couldn't be any different than her dad, actually. I've had the privilege of working with her dad in the past and he was always a fighter, a brawler, and never afraid to take a beating. We've seen a lot of that in Anne as well, but she takes different kinds of risks. With wrestling today there's a lot about showcasing the athletic ability and generating as much impact as possible with those risks. The idea of Generations being a team and being on the same page is so amazing because then we get high end matches like this!
Anne points to her partner who reaches her arm out for a tag and Ainslee is tagged in. Bringing Felicia to her feet, or starting to anyway, Felicia in a Jeff Hardy fashion drops down to a seat and hitting a jawbreaker on Ainslee giving her the moment she needs to tag Kayoko in. Kayoko springboards to the top rope and comes jumping in with a crossbody taking Ainslee down and a pin attempt but only a one! Ainslee is starting to get up from the ground but Kayoko meets a keeled Ainslee with a kick to the jaw and another pin attempt but only two! Ainslee is getting up again but Kayoko doesn’t let it happen as she tries to get a quick magistral cradle but Ainslee rolls right through it and in quick reflexes grabs Kayoko in a headlock and lifts her up into a vertical suplex. Ainslee turns to face Felicia Hawkins on the apron before dropping Kayoko on her head with the Killer Instinct, a stalling Brainbuster Suplex. Ainslee covers.
One…. Two… Thr-NO!
Felicia Hawkins rushed in to make the save for her team.
North: Holy crap! Kayoko with the quick pin attempts but that Killer Instinct brainbuster! Kayoko is going to need to see a chiropractor when all is said and done but Felicia is keeping it alive! The tag team action is on fire tonight!
DIC: I've got some tapes at home I can let you borrow if you want to see some real tag team action. Maybe you can learn a thing or two on how to call a tag team match!
North: Going a little left field don't you think?
DIC: Fine, I'll keep my 4 Horsemen DVD to myself then, thank you!
North: I've got quite the collection of 80s VHS and DVDs at home as well. My kids are quite the collectors as well, keeping everything in great condition. Just like Felicia Hawkins making that save, keeping her team in great condition to keep the match going!
Ainslee looks at her and steps back from Kayoko, letting Felicia bring her to the corner for a tag. And at the same time, Ainslee tags in Anne Grayson. The two come in and rush at each other .Anne ducks a lariat attempt by rolling under. Felicia turns around and Anne does a back handspring catching Felicia by the head with her feet and attempts to roll forward dragging Felicia. Felicia uses her hands, a walking handstand to be exact, to stop herself before landing back on her feet. She meets Anne with a kick to the gut and then rushes to the ropes and aims for an inziguri but Anne ducked it and pops up with a high dropkick to Felicia. She’s right back up for another, and another but keeps getting up. Going for another dropkick, Felicia knocks it away and jumps to the middle rope and moonsaults off but Anne rolls out of the way, Felicia lands on her feet and rushes to the opposite side. Both women hit the ropes across from one another and get the same idea of in one motion, Felicia goes for a low sliding dropkick and Anne jumps flipping in the air. Both women to their feet and turn to face each other with their fists up, Everything that started after ducking under the lariat happened so fast the crowd couldn’t help but stand in applause with a chant. Locking eye contact they realized that they might just very well be an even match for one another. Even Ainslee and Kayoko came into the ring and it was a standoff with all members of both teams staring each other down.
“THIS IS AWESOME! *clap, clap, clap-clap,clap* “THIS IS AWESOME! *clap, clap, clap-clap,clap* “THIS IS AWESOME! *clap, clap, clap-clap,clap* “THIS IS AWESOME! *clap, clap, clap-clap,clap*
North: I am inclined to agree with the audience tonight, this truly is awesome! The high risks and fast pace have been a staple in this match so far with the high paced and high risk action and the Gucci Gals, who of course are our current tag team champions, and with Generations definitely making their claim for their own shot at the belts and showing their strength together with everything they do - Generations could very well be taking those belts very soon.
DIC: You... you actually think that idiots that come out and risk their lives just for the entertainment of this plebs in the audience deserve to even have a shot at the Gucci Gals? I don't know what you've been smoking but I don't want any. I don't want to become delusional! Also I don't want Mr. Bux to fire me for dropping dirty. You hear that Mister Bux?! North is smoking the illegals!
North: Well that's something. But lets just take a look and admire what we just saw. Move for move, counter for counter, Anne Grayson and Felicia Hawkins just went toe to toe in one of the single best sequences I've seen in a very long time. For anybody that ever dares say that these women can't go I challenge you to watch LONE each month and say otherwise!
DIC: And you get to see top notch beauties rolling around with each other! Don't tune in for their smarts because they flip around a lot but you can enjoy the view! Call me Captain DIC! I'll be your pilot on pointing out the good parts!
North: These ladies are all absolutely beautiful but there's so much more. Pure athletic ability, raw strength and power and now we have all four women in the ring just staring each other down and the crowd can hardly control themselves! It's been a ride to call this match all night so far and it has just reaffirmed among many others on the LONE roster why I love this job and this business. Wait... wait a second what's going on?
DIC: YES! YES! YES! QUEENS! This match just got 10 times better!
The crowd had been super into it but quickly the tone of the crowd changed. The wrestlers in the ring didn’t know it, the commentators didn’t see it but the crowd sure did. Pushing their way through the crowd was Spice & Ice. They got over the barricade and stayed low so they didn’t get noticed. Violent Violet had a chair and Cinnamon got up on the apron to get attention. When attention was on her, Violet nailed Anne in the back with a chair, then Ainslee over the head. She jabbed Felicia in the gut and then jabbed Kayoko in the gut as well. Cinnamon hit Kayoko with a swinging neck breaker and Violet hit Felicia across the back with the chair.
North: Dammit, no! Spice & Ice have just ruined a great match by getting involved out of jealousy and nothing more! Sneaking through the crowd with chairs and just jumping everybody! Get some security out here!
DIC: YES! THAT'S HOW QUEENS DO IT, NORTH! RULE THAT RING! YEEEAAAH! Spice & Ice showing what they're made of right there Kevy-Boy! Showing who the queens of the ring really are here in LONE and that those tag belts are theirs!
North: Spice & Ice haven't had the best of luck lately so they feel that they need to crash a perfectly good match just to get attention!
DING DING DING DING
Quickly the referee called for the match to be thrown out. Spice & Ice celebrating at their handiwork, and yelling to the crowd that the belts are theirs! But they didn’t get the job done enough because slowly, all of the girls started to get back up. With the roar of the crowd, Spice & Ice turn back around and Violet is met with a Starstruck spinning heel kick from Kayoko and Cinnamon tries to get away to no avail. Ainslee grabs her by the tights preventing her from escaping through the ropes. Then showing her strength, Ainslee pulls Cinnamon back in and a massive German Suplex rocks her world. Perched up top is Felicia Hawkins, setting up Bye Felicia, that devastating Swanton Bomb - however Violet rolled out of the ring and ran over to Cinnamon. Ainslee had her backing up, standing over her and Violent Violet pulled Cinnamon out of the ring. They held onto each other to keep themselves up and started to walk up the entrance way, looking to the ring with No Fly Zone and Generations standing together looking on at them. What an interesting moment this had created.
DIC: What a way to ruin the match! Things got so much better once Spice & Ice showed up, really bringing in the ratings! Fire those 4! They should be charged with assault for ganging up on Cinnamon! Thank god they're able to get away before any real damage is done!
North: Spice & Ice didn't stay on top and make sure enough damage was done! When you've got two hungry teams like No Fly Zone and Generations they aren't going to go down that easy. They may have interrupted the match but the message was sent loud and clear! No Fly Zone and Generations are gunning for the Gucci Gals so I hope they were paying attention!
A video package starts on the titantron.
We see a silhouette of someone standing on a small stage raised a few feet off of the ground, with people seated at small circular tables and awaiting what looks to be a performance of some sort. The figure steps forward towards a microphone stand. When she steps forward, her figure come into view. She has short hair, dyed red, and is dressed in a glittering, blue dress. She appears to be in her mid 20s and of Singaporean descent. Behind her, a man sitting in front of a piano begins to tickle those ivories. The woman behind the microphone begins to sing.
"I've been all across the world
From Japan to Newfoundland
But no place excites me more
Than right here where I stand.
Nothing excites me more
Than when I stand on stage
The lights and glitz and glamour
I feel I'm at my golden age
But I must turn a page in life
And do much more than sing
I have learned to hone my craft
Inside that wrestling ring
I've graduated with flying colors
And now I have my chance
To drop the microphone
After forcing your last dance
My opportunity is now
And I'm aiming for the throne
My name is Jennifer Stewart
And I'm coming soon to LONE."
The audience rises to their feet and gives the woman known as Jennifer Stewart a standing ovation as she smiles brightly and bows. A graphic on the screen reads
JENNIFER STEWART
COMING SOON TO LONE
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