2019.02.22: PWN - LONE - LONE 20
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Rook vs. Tick L. w/Slapp
North: HELLO AND WELCOME EVERYONE TO SUPREMACY: LONE #20. FALLCOAST FALLOUT 2! I'm Kevin North alongside my colleague DIC...
The camera reveals DIC to be wearing a neckbrace.
DIC: Yeah, I'm glad to be back but I ain't too thrilled at Trashy Terri and what she did.
North: Speaking of her. We've got quite the show planned for you tonight! With the main event as Gutter Trash Terri Thompson takes on her former best friend and now bitter enemy, "The Highlight of the Night" and...
DIC: AND THE WOMAN WHO BROKE WENDY'S NECK! What's the matter, North? Can't say it?
North: Alison Crowne, the LONE Champion, in LONE's first ever title--
DIC: LONE'S FIRST EVER LADDER MATCH for the LONE TITLE! That's right! And my Queen's going to have ANOTHER first under her belt! Get it right, North!
North: ... But instead of running down everything tonight, let's just get right to the ring and showcase all the surprises we have in store!
DIC: THAT... we can agree on!
Baxter: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
“Chicken Huntin’” by ICP suddenly begins to play over the public address sound system.
Baxter: Introducing first, hailing from The Big Tent on 9th Street, accompanied by Slapp, she is... TIIIIIICK L!
Bouncing around on the stage, they quickly make their way down to the ring, mean mugging fans as they walk down the aisle. They hop up onto the apron and then enter through the top and middle rope. They begin to make hand motions as if they’re going to cut off the heads of the chickens. Laughing hysterically at their own comedy.
Kernkraft 400's "Zombie Nation (Original Version)" starts up. Rook steps out from behind the curtain, standing on stage and lowering her glasses some as she looks out over the crowd. She takes a few steps before taking her glasses off and tossing them out towards whichever lucky fan will catch them, before retrieving another pair and sliding them on.
Baxter: And her opponent! From Deer Lodge County, Montana! ROOOOOOOOOOK!
She hops up onto the apron, taking a few steps and then putting one leg through the middle and top rope, but pauses to lower her glasses and look out at the crowd before fully stepping through.
DING DING
North: It's been a while since we've seen Tick L. in action here but two months ago Rook nearly did the impossible as she was only seconds away from winning the LONE Championship in her first match.
DIC: I mean, she's hot but not as hot as my Queen Alison. Still, she's pretty hot.
North: You really haven't learned anything with a month off, have you?
DIC: DIC don't change for no one!
North: Ignoring that, Rook has her work cut out for her. Tick L. and Slapp are always up to new antics, one of them is sure to fire off.
Rook looks over at Tick L. wearing her sunglasses as the two Juggalettes point and laugh at her. Tick L. pokes Rook in the chest daring her to take the first swing with Slapp goading her on. Rook just stares at her looking rather unimpressed as Tick L. starts getting in her face trying to taunt her, finally slapping the sunglasses off her face. Tick L. bursts into laughter again but gets caught under the jaw with an uppercut as Rook throws an unpolished but effective spinning backhand to Tick L., knocking her down on the followup.
North: Word on the street that Rook's sunglasses are made with shatterproof lenses. Tick L. just earned an uppercut to the jaw with that one.
DIC: For a second I thought Tick L.'s head was going to pop faster than a Jack in the Box.
Rook picks her up sunglasses and puts them back on as she slides down for a low dropkick to Tick L.'s face as she tries to get up. Rook then quickly tries to go for the very same heelhook that nearly won her the LONE Championship on her debut, Tick L. screaming and panicking as Slapp reaches in and literally pulls her partner to the ropes. The referee blinks several times at how bold Slapp was to break the hold and considers throwing the match out immediately but instead just shakes his head and mouths 'don't do that' at her.
North: Definitely bold move by Slapp, risking immediate disqualification but the referee decided to cut her a break.
DIC: Juggalos are a gang you know, that ref knows he don't have the street cred to tell her no.
North: Honestly, I think it's pity more than anything. If that heelhook had the champion screaming I can rightfully understand how nobody else would want to be stuck in it.
Rook grabs Tick L. by the ankle an tries to drag her back to the center of the ring but Tick L. catches her in a cradle pin. 1... 2... KICKOUT! Rook sits up after kicking out and doesn't dwell on the surprise as she tries to scoop Tick L. off the mat who tries to jab her thumb into her eye only... for the sunglasses to block her. Rook can be heard mouthing off 'really?' to Tick L. before Tick L. bites her hand and bites it hard like she's trying to rip a chunk of flesh out of her hand. Rook yelps as Tick L. lets go and this time aims for the head, connecting with The Tick Bite a she gnawed on her head! Rook is completely disoriented and taken off guard by this unorthodox and illegal tactic as the referee yells at Tick L. repeatedly to stop, something she eventually relents to. Tick L. winds up a good punch and hits Rook dead center in the face, knocking her down to the mat. Tick L. swiftly snatches the glasses off Rook's head as she reaches down and with her arms and legs she stomps forward in a very exaggerated motion while waving her arms and hands before striking a pose. Slapp yells at Tick L. to go to the top, and Tick L. swiftly does, climbing to the top turnbuckle, leaping off for her signature diving headbutt, Laugh Now, Die Later! Tick L. begins her descent as she flies further and further.... across the ring.... and missing Rook completely by about four feet!
North: Tick L. took her shot and missed with that diving headbutt, I don't think she's doing any laughing right now.
DIC: I bet those stupid sunglasses screwed up her vision!
Rook turns her head on the mat seeing this and rolls up off her back onto her feet before trapping Tick L. in the heel hook. Tick L. immediately taps out.
Baxter: Here is your winner by submission... Rook!
Rook releases the hold and gets to her feet, the referee raising her hand as Tick L. rolls out of the ring to Slapp. Suddenly Rook gets attacked from behind from a face that hasn't been seen at LONE for quite some time, a graduate of 4WA herself.
North: Ashley Lopez? What's she doing here? We haven't seen her in quite some time!
DIC: Because she's been living the good life in Hollywood instead of cold and boring Maine! She's gracing us with her presence and none of you are worthy!
Lopez kicks Rook hard in the ribs several times, shooting stiff soccer style penalty kicks right at her. As Rook is busy covering up her ribs and reeling from the attack Lopez hits her with a curb stomp, driving her boot into the back of her skull and into the mat.
North: The Walk of Fame!
DIC: That's a wrap! Better luck next month, Rook!
Lopez poses over Rook's motionless body before rolling out of the ring, pie facing a fan on her way to the back that was trying to reach over and pat her or ask for a selfie, causing an irate fan to throw their bag of popcorn at her; missing in the process.
Ainslee Avalon & Anne "Flying" Grayson vs. Flying Eagle and The Lioness
Baxter: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall! Making their way to the ring....
"Holy Diver" by Killswitch Engage hits and with a walk of confidence walks out Ainslee Avalon to the entrance through the curtain. She stands there a moment looking into the ring at the Lioness and Flying Eagle, students of LONE. With a death stare to the ring, "Long Way Down" by Haste the Day hits with an eruption from the crowd for both ladies. Ainslee throws her hat out to the crowd and Ainslee looks at Anne with a look of disgust but they make their way to the ring.
Baxter: From New York City, Ainslee Avalon and from Atlanta, Georgia, Anne "Flying" Grayson! And their opponents already in the ring, Flying Eagle and The Lioness!
Everybody takes a moment to figure out who's going to start the match and the bell rings. It’s Anne Grayson starting things off standing across the ring from The Lioness. Both partners, Ainslee Avalon and Flying Eagle are on the aprons and the ladies circle it around. Heading into a tie up and when they lock in, The Lioness is trying to push Anne back but she’s able to sneak her right leg between Lioness’ and sweeps her legs out dropping Lioness to her back and Anne jumps in for a quick pin but only two. Anne is to her feet and is backing off, encouraging the Lioness to do the same. Outside the ring, Ainslee is yelling in Anne, “What are you doing?! Finish her off! Don’t give her a chance!” Anne is disregarding it, wanting the challenge.
DIC: I don’t understand the decision to make these two work together. My queen Ainslee is destined for amazing things and Grayson is not only holding her back here but she’s not even listening to Ainslee’s words of wisdom! Don’t give that domesticated animal a chance! Lions can be dangerous!
North: Jack E. Bux put them together because of how well they know each other and last month I feel like we were all quite a bit surprised by how well they learned to work together but it worked out and Bux liked it so much that he booked this match again tonight! There’s the experience edge on their side individually but as a tag team, these two teams are about on an even playing field!
Lioness is up but she looks furious as she thinks Anne is playing around with her.and she shoves Anne back. Anne’s eyebrows perk up with a bit of a smirk and she steps up just to be shoved back again. Lioness is losing her temper and Flying Eagle is shouting at her to keep it together and Lioness pushes Anne back again but knocks her down this time.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOH!!
DIC: Anything Grayson gets she has coming to her for doing what she did to my queen but Lioness is starting to get a bit of a big head when Ainslee is over there on the apron dying to get in and she’ll tame that lion real quick.
North: Flying Eagle and Lioness tonight have never teamed before outside of a couple of live matches for the in house crowd only, being students of LONE so the pressure is on for them tonight to perform well and she’s really testing her limits stepping up to the plate against Anne Grayson and Ainslee Avalon tonight. Although it’s been a while since we’ve seen somebody step up to Anne Grayson this way which is the same reason to not take her lightly.
DIC: Yeah yeah yeah.
Anne does not look too happy and for good reason. Anne rolls back to her shoulders and hops up to her feet taking Lioness off guard. Anne smacks her across the side of her feet, grabs Lioness’ arm and pushing into one set of ropes and whips Lioness across the ring and she’s met with a dropkick taking her down. Anne hits the ropes and comes running with a flipping senton and rolls over for a pin but only two! Ainslee is dying to get in so Anne grabs Lioness’ arm and drags her to the corner and Ainslee tags herself in. Stepping between the ropes, Ainslee grabs Lioness by the hair, bringing Lioness to her feet and still holding her hair. Ainslee kicks Lioness’ knee out from her to drop her down to a knee. Ainslee then backs up, yells out, runs forward and >SMACK< cracks her knee into Lioness’ face and she’s down.
DIC: OFF WITH HER HEAD SAID THE QUEEN! I told you, North! I told everybody that if that wild lion tried to push her luck too much and too far and she got KNOCKED THE HELL OUT!
North: That was quite a rough knee shot to the Lioness and it looks like she’s out of it. Ainslee could very well make the cover here and this team could walk out as the winners but… it looks like Ainslee wants Flying Eagle to get into the ring!
DIC: Do it! Make that Eagle extinct!
North: That’s a bit harsh there, DIC. I can say that I’ve seen similar tactics from other teams in history and this could make or break the match. Ainslee is very talented but even the most talented can lose in three seconds.
Flying Eagle doesn’t seem to know how to react with Ainslee pointing at her. Ainslee drags the out cold Lioness over and essentially forces the tag while . Flying Eagle gets in slowly just to be knocked down instantly with a nasty elbow shot. Anne gives an expression on the apron like “that really f’n hurt” along with the crowd with their OOOOOOHS. Ainslee brings Eagle to her feet and walks her half limp body over to the corner. Ainslee looks over at Anne Grayson signaling for the climb, and she begins her ascension.
DIC: OFF WITH HER HEAD TOO! YEAH BABY!
North: Another rough shot from Ainslee tonight and down goes Flying Eagle before she even knew what was coming! And wait… wait a second here. We saw them do this for the first time last time! We don’t know if they have a name for this yet or not but it has definitely proven effective! That shooting star press and stomping crab combo is not to be messed with and if this is it, Flying Eagle is in for a major headache!
Ainslee hoists Flying Eagle up in a wheelbarrow type of position but the opponent looks up - so like a reverse wheelbarrow. Anne leaps off the top turnbuckle with a 450 shooting star press, driving Eagle into the ground with Ainslee hanging on. Ainslee turns Eagle over with an liontamer style, arched single leg crab. Lioness is trying to get in the ring but she doesn’t notice Anne had dropped from the apron and snuck behind her. Anne Grayson hoisted herself to Lioness’ shoulders and drove her head first into the mat with a reverse hurricanrana. Flying Eagle isn’t tapping so Ainslee takes it to the next step and just starts to stomp into her head over and over again with the submission still in until Flying Eagle taps out.
DING DING DING
Baxter: Your winners of the match, Ainslee Avalon and Anne “Flying” Grayson!
A mixture of “Holy Diver” and “Long Way Down” is playing for the winners while they take a moment to celebrate.
No Fly Zone vs Gucci Gals
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Backstage Segment: No Fly Zone
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"The Highlight of the Night" Alison Crowne w/Lexi Pryce vs "Gutter Trash" Terri Thompson
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