2019.02.22: PWN - LONE - LONE 20

Rook vs. Tick L. w/Slapp

North: HELLO AND WELCOME EVERYONE TO SUPREMACY: LONE #20. FALLCOAST FALLOUT 2! I'm Kevin North alongside my colleague DIC...

The camera reveals DIC to be wearing a neckbrace.

DIC: Yeah, I'm glad to be back but I ain't too thrilled at Trashy Terri and what she did.

North: Speaking of her. We've got quite the show planned for you tonight! With the main event as Gutter Trash Terri Thompson takes on her former best friend and now bitter enemy, "The Highlight of the Night" and...

DIC: AND THE WOMAN WHO BROKE WENDY'S NECK! What's the matter, North? Can't say it?

North: Alison Crowne, the LONE Champion, in LONE's first ever title--

DIC: LONE'S FIRST EVER LADDER MATCH for the LONE TITLE! That's right! And my Queen's going to have ANOTHER first under her belt! Get it right, North!

North: ... But instead of running down everything tonight, let's just get right to the ring and showcase all the surprises we have in store!

DIC: THAT... we can agree on!
Baxter: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!

“Chicken Huntin’” by ICP suddenly begins to play over the public address sound system.

Baxter: Introducing first, hailing from The Big Tent on 9th Street, accompanied by Slapp, she is... TIIIIIICK L!

Bouncing around on the stage, they quickly make their way down to the ring, mean mugging fans as they walk down the aisle. They hop up onto the apron and then enter through the top and middle rope. They begin to make hand motions as if they’re going to cut off the heads of the chickens. Laughing hysterically at their own comedy.

Kernkraft 400's "Zombie Nation (Original Version)" starts up. Rook steps out from behind the curtain, standing on stage and lowering her glasses some as she looks out over the crowd. She takes a few steps before taking her glasses off and tossing them out towards whichever lucky fan will catch them, before retrieving another pair and sliding them on.

Baxter: And her opponent! From Deer Lodge County, Montana! ROOOOOOOOOOK!

She hops up onto the apron, taking a few steps and then putting one leg through the middle and top rope, but pauses to lower her glasses and look out at the crowd before fully stepping through.

DING DING

North: It's been a while since we've seen Tick L. in action here but two months ago Rook nearly did the impossible as she was only seconds away from winning the LONE Championship in her first match.

DIC: I mean, she's hot but not as hot as my Queen Alison. Still, she's pretty hot.

North: You really haven't learned anything with a month off, have you?

DIC: DIC don't change for no one!

North: Ignoring that, Rook has her work cut out for her. Tick L. and Slapp are always up to new antics, one of them is sure to fire off.

Rook looks over at Tick L. wearing her sunglasses as the two Juggalettes point and laugh at her. Tick L. pokes Rook in the chest daring her to take the first swing with Slapp goading her on. Rook just stares at her looking rather unimpressed as Tick L. starts getting in her face trying to taunt her, finally slapping the sunglasses off her face. Tick L. bursts into laughter again but gets caught under the jaw with an uppercut as Rook throws an unpolished but effective spinning backhand to Tick L., knocking her down on the followup.

North: Word on the street that Rook's sunglasses are made with shatterproof lenses. Tick L. just earned an uppercut to the jaw with that one.

DIC: For a second I thought Tick L.'s head was going to pop faster than a Jack in the Box.

Rook picks her up sunglasses and puts them back on as she slides down for a low dropkick to Tick L.'s face as she tries to get up. Rook then quickly tries to go for the very same heelhook that nearly won her the LONE Championship on her debut, Tick L. screaming and panicking as Slapp reaches in and literally pulls her partner to the ropes. The referee blinks several times at how bold Slapp was to break the hold and considers throwing the match out immediately but instead just shakes his head and mouths 'don't do that' at her.

North: Definitely bold move by Slapp, risking immediate disqualification but the referee decided to cut her a break.

DIC: Juggalos are a gang you know, that ref knows he don't have the street cred to tell her no.

North: Honestly, I think it's pity more than anything. If that heelhook had the champion screaming I can rightfully understand how nobody else would want to be stuck in it.

Rook grabs Tick L. by the ankle an tries to drag her back to the center of the ring but Tick L. catches her in a cradle pin. 1... 2... KICKOUT! Rook sits up after kicking out and doesn't dwell on the surprise as she tries to scoop Tick L. off the mat who tries to jab her thumb into her eye only... for the sunglasses to block her. Rook can be heard mouthing off 'really?' to Tick L. before Tick L. bites her hand and bites it hard like she's trying to rip a chunk of flesh out of her hand. Rook yelps as Tick L. lets go and this time aims for the head, connecting with The Tick Bite a she gnawed on her head! Rook is completely disoriented and taken off guard by this unorthodox and illegal tactic as the referee yells at Tick L. repeatedly to stop, something she eventually relents to. Tick L. winds up a good punch and hits Rook dead center in the face, knocking her down to the mat. Tick L. swiftly snatches the glasses off Rook's head as she reaches down and with her arms and legs she stomps forward in a very exaggerated motion while waving her arms and hands before striking a pose. Slapp yells at Tick L. to go to the top, and Tick L. swiftly does, climbing to the top turnbuckle, leaping off for her signature diving headbutt, Laugh Now, Die Later! Tick L. begins her descent as she flies further and further.... across the ring.... and missing Rook completely by about four feet!

North: Tick L. took her shot and missed with that diving headbutt, I don't think she's doing any laughing right now.

DIC: I bet those stupid sunglasses screwed up her vision!

Rook turns her head on the mat seeing this and rolls up off her back onto her feet before trapping Tick L. in the heel hook. Tick L. immediately taps out.

Baxter: Here is your winner by submission... Rook!

Rook releases the hold and gets to her feet, the referee raising her hand as Tick L. rolls out of the ring to Slapp. Suddenly Rook gets attacked from behind from a face that hasn't been seen at LONE for quite some time, a graduate of 4WA herself.

North: Ashley Lopez? What's she doing here? We haven't seen her in quite some time!

DIC: Because she's been living the good life in Hollywood instead of cold and boring Maine! She's gracing us with her presence and none of you are worthy!

Lopez kicks Rook hard in the ribs several times, shooting stiff soccer style penalty kicks right at her. As Rook is busy covering up her ribs and reeling from the attack Lopez hits her with a curb stomp, driving her boot into the back of her skull and into the mat.

North: The Walk of Fame!

DIC: That's a wrap! Better luck next month, Rook!

Lopez poses over Rook's motionless body before rolling out of the ring, pie facing a fan on her way to the back that was trying to reach over and pat her or ask for a selfie, causing an irate fan to throw their bag of popcorn at her; missing in the process.

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