Topeka/Infobox

Full Name: Topeka the all wise all knowing Queen of the Universe!........ Topeka Louise Williams
Age: First of all... rude! Second of all, 3/25/1996 is my birthday. Do the math. I don't feel like doing it right now.
Sex: Feels Good Man! (Female)
Height: 5'5" but sometimes I feel like I'm 12 feet tall. Sometimes 3 feet. Fuckin way she goes, bud!
Build: Build what? Legos? I dunno, I'm skinny I guess.
Hair: Throw a dart at an RGB board.
Eyes: Olive Green. They're not brown so I'm not full of shit.
Skin: Tastes too salty.
Occupation: Wise ass. (Professional Pizza Slinger)
Demeanor: Bon Vivant
Notable Flaws: Lazy, Eccentric Appearance
Notable Merits: Cat-like Balance, Coldly Logical, Danger Sense