2018.06.29: PWN - LONE - LONE 13
Contents
Intro
The titantron above the entrance way lights up as the arena darkens. The iPPV feed changes to the feed on the titantron as we open up to Spice & Ice backstage. A little message in LONE pink letters comes up in the lower left reading 'prerecorded after LONE 12'
Standing in the frame is a very exhausted and very frustrated Spice & Ice. The two are leaning their backs against some stage equipment as Linda Edwards approaches them from the left side of the screen.
Linda Edwards: Cinnamon. Violet. A tremendous performance you two put out there. Cinnamon, you lasted about an hour after being number one!
Cinnamon snatches the microphone from a startled Linda as the camera focuses on Cinnamon and Violet. Violet turns to lean her right side against the equipment, staring at Cinnamon as she speaks.
Cinnamon: Oh tremendous performance! Tremendous performance! You know what, Linda? You know the thing about tremendous performances?
Cinnamon's eyes shift towards Linda for a moment and the camera pans out a little to catch Linda in the frame.
Cinnamon: They don't always win you the big one!
Cinnamon stares straight ahead now.
Cinnamon: I was number one!
She holds up her left index finger.
Cinnamon: NUMBER ONE entrant in the rumble! And I lasted for over an hour until I got screwed!
The back of that same hand pats Violet across the chest. Violent doesn't flinch.
Cinnamon: WE
She gestures now between the two of them.
Cinnamon: Got screwed! We got put in early because somebody wants to see us taken out! I mean, take a look at what happened tonight, and take a look at what happened during the Tag Team Classic! We beat those vampire freaks! We showed the Gucci Gals who REALLY is second rate!
Violent Violet takes a moment to faintly laugh.
Cinnamon: And what do No Fly Zone get? What does that street rat Felicia Hawkins and her subservient J-Pop Idol wannabe get? They get an open door! They get Ainslee and Anne, LONE's odd couple! Everyone saw that split coming the moment they were paired up! Then they get the Juggalettes whose only claim to fame is that they rolled up Terri Thompson.
Cinnamon mock pouts for a moment.
Cinnamon: Aww, too soon, Terri?
Cinnamon: And then they get US! A team who busted their ass the WHOLE tournament, and they got to have it easy, and even got to REST before they faced us! You know... The more I think about it, the more I realize there's only one man to blame for all of this.
She pauses, eyes peering into the camera as if she's hanging on the words of the audience.
Cinnamon: And that man is Jack E. Bux! Jack E. Bux, all he ever did was hold us back! All he ever did was tell us that we'd have our time, and hold us back from going out there and doing what we do best! He wants to claim that Drew is ruining things. Well if that's the case, he's the one that's letting it happen! He's the one that's letting us come out early in the rumble! He's the one that gave No Fly Zone a flight straight to the Tag Titles! But that won't be the case anymore...
She shakes her head while wagging her finger.
Cinnamon: Oh no no no. As long as we're still around, we're going to keep coming for those Tag Team Titles and show No Fly Zone why we're truly the top of the tag division and give the people what they REALLY want to see...
She runs her hands seductively along her curvaceous body.
Cinnamon: Mmh...! Sex...
Violet balls her right hand into a fist and punches it into her palm.
Violet: ... And Violence!
Cinnamon moves to hand the mic back to Linda, who tries to take it from her but Cinnamon drops it in front of her, causing some feedback on the mic.
Cinnamon: ... Oops!
The two laugh as they walk out of frame, leaving Linda to bend down and begrudgingly pic up the mic.
Evelyn Price segment
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Ainslee Avalon vs. Anne "Flying" Grayson
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Backstage Segment: "Gutter Trash" Terri Thompson
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"Pretty" Fay Qent vs Olga the Barbarian w/Frank Debauchee
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Backstage Segment: No Fly Zone
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Drew Stevenson vs "Gutter Trash" Terri Thompson
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