2018.04.27: PWN - LONE - LONE 11

Intro

As soon as we come to life, before anyone can even say anything, the public address sound system comes to life playing “The Man” by Aloe Blacc as this capacity crowd immediately begins to boo and loudly at that.

North: These fans already snubbing Stevenson and rightfully so at that.

DIC: Rightfully so? Are you kidding me? Stevenson has been a godsend to this company, a GODSEND, and you show him this kind of disrespect?

North: It’s okay DIC, you can remove your lips from his ass. I promise you, things will taste much better if you do.

With no reply, DIC simply sits there as the gorilla curtains part to the side and outsteps the man himself; the legendary, Drew Stevenson. Dressed in a very expensive suit which matches the color of his eyes, Stevenson quickly begins to walk down the ramp heading to the ring as he is definitely a man on a mission right now. Upon reaching the bottom of the ramp, he ascends up the steel steps and enters the ring. Walking over to the ring announcer, Baxter, Stevenson rips the microphone out of his hands and brings it up to his lips.

Stevenson: Cut the damn music!

DIC: Uh oh... Stevenson is in a foul mood tonight.

North: Of course he is!

With the music immediately dying down, Stevenson paces the ring while continuing to speak.

Stevenson: You know? When this company was on the verge of going belly up, which would have put all of you not only out of a job but out of a product to watch, I stepped in with all of my money that I worked so hard to achieve and I single handedly saved this company. I find it funny that all of you are so eager and willing to accept my money when you need it but now all of a sudden, all of you have turned your back on me and the first person that I would like to discuss on that matter is Jack E. Bux!

Pausing only momentarily, Stevenson takes in a deep breath, trying to calm down but it’s failing and badly at that.

Stevenson: You see, Bux was perfectly fine taking my money when he could not support this company and when I was having a few traveling issues, what does he do, huh? He places Terri in the tag tournament AGAINST my word, AGAINST my will and THANKFULLY; Slapp and Tick L. came through and made Terri eat her words, as well as Bux. So since you wanted to be a little prick Bux, I sat back and I did A LOT of research, I mean A LOT and I came to the PERFECT solution.

Holding up his pointer finger, this wicked smile creeps along his face as he is obviously up to no good.

Stevenson: See — it’s no secret that every single person in this company wants a shot at The Glorious One and being the fighting Champion that she is, I have just the thing to not only determine the next number one contender but to shake this company to its VERY CORE!

Using his free hand which is his left hand, he makes signs in the sky to signify just how big this match is.

Stevenson: BATTLE ROYALE!

Lowering his hand as well as his head, every single person in the arena cheers and loudly at that.

North: OKAY! OKAY! EVEN I CAN GET BEHIND THAT!

DIC: WHAT?!

Stevenson: That’s right, next month at LONE 12, thirty women will enter the ring and the object is simple, throw every single person over the top rope and should you manage to outlast everyone else? Then you will find yourself as the next number one contender so to every lady who will be entered into this thing — good luck because you will NEED it...

Pretending like he was going to exit the ring, he snaps his fingers, turns back towards the people and finishes up with what he was going to say.

Stevenson: Oh I almost forgot, there is one small little catch. Since Bux wanted to “make decisions” against MY will? I am going to make a decision of my own and that decision is this; Terri Thompson is BARRED from competing in the Battle Royale!

With the arena now booing Stevenson again, he simply shrugs his shoulders and smiles.

Stevenson: I understand! You guys are pissed but you know what? There’s only one person to blame for all of this and that man is, Jack E. Bux. So when you’re sitting at home tonight Terri, remember, you could have had the opportunity to make history but instead — you blew it by defying my word; remember that!

Dropping the microphone down onto the canvas, he gives the camera one last smile before exiting the ring to head back up the ramp, backstage to where his office is.

North: Of course, Terri Thompson SCREWED AGAIN!

DIC: She knew the risks when defying Stevenson’s word. I don’t feel bad for her, not one little bit.

The Juggalettes vs. No Fly Zone

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Gucci Gals vs. Spice & Ice

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Finals of Tag Team Classic

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Post Match Segment

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