2018.02.23: PWN - LONE - LONE 9
Contents
- 1 Intro
- 2 Vixen vs. "The Perfect Shot" Penelope Silven
- 3 Alison Crowne segment
- 4 Alison Crowne vs "Pretty" Fay Qent
- 5 Drew Stevenson segment
- 6 No Fly Zone promo
- 7 No Fly Zone (Kayoko Ichikawa & "Fly" Felicia Hawkins) vs. Spice & Ice (Cinnamon & Violent Violet)
- 8 Backstage Segment
- 9 Ainslee Avalon vs Slapp
- 10 After Match Promo
- 11 Sister Catherine vs. Stitches
- 12 Ainslee interview
- 13 Ami Reeves vs Hannah Kix
- 14 Alison Crowne vs. The Glorious One
Intro
Baxter: Ladies and Gentleman, thank you for coming to Supremacy: LONE 9 - Fallcoast Fallout! We are going live on Internet Pay Per View... right NOW!
The lights in the arena dim as the titantron comes to life.
Stitches: Oh Sister Caaatheriiineee...
Really dragging out her name, the darkness made viewing her incredibly difficult. As she brings her head up, we see her face which is painted and looks all stitched up. Licking her lips, she looks crazy as hell but that's what happens when a "mother" loses their "child".
Stitches: ... Would you say that you're a God fearing woman? If so, answer me this, how can you take a child away from its mother? HUH?
Immediately giggling in a rather maniacal manner, it's pretty obvious that she lost her proverbial marbles somewhere along the line.
Stitches: See Catherine, that's the problem with you religious zealots; you always think that you can get away with anything so long as you proclaim it in the name of God. What you need to realize Catherine is that, God doesn't exist because if he did then why would he allow so many people to hurt? Why would he allow so many tragedies to happen? Why would he allow a woman like you to rip a child away from her mother?
Lowering her head momentarily, you can hear her openly weep.
Stitches: But that's all going to change tonight Catherine because I am going to get my baby back, one way or another and if that means that I have to shed your blood then so be it because I WILL have my baby back, you...
Before she can finish however, the other side of the titantron comes to life as we see the face of Catherine appear almost as if from the night.
Sister Catherine smiles, fangs clearly visible as she begins to speak.
Sister Catherine: Why have I stolen the doll from you? Why do tragedies happen? I have explained it before and I will explain it again...
Sister Catherine raises the doll towards the camera, the back of her left hand starting to stroke the doll's porcelain face.
Sister Catherine: All of it is part of The Lord's plan... The Lord you claim you don't believe in. The God you once said is good. You will say he is good again, Stitches. You will drop this silly obsession with me... This silly obsession with THIS!
Sister Catherine turns the doll's face towards the camera, thrusting it towards it and then lowers it out of frame.
Sister Catherine: Tonight...! For I have a proposition for you. Tonight, we have a match. If I win, you will join me at my side. You will worship with me. If you win..... You get your dolly back.
Cocking her head to the side, thinking about Catherine's proposition, a wicked smile forms along her face as she responds.
Stitches: What you fail to understand Catherine is that I am fighting for so much more, not just a dolly as you put it but for my baby. So if that is your proposition then I accept but do know one thing; a mother fighting for her child is a losing battle for YOU!
Lowering her head once again, she steps back into the shadows and disappears.
The titan tron now fully contains Sister Catherine's side of the screen.
Sister Catherine: Then it's settled. You are a mother fighting for your child, while I am a sister fighting for her sister. We shall see what is in the Lord's plan.
Sister Catherine bows her head.
Sister Catherine: Good Evening...
The scene fades.
The camera now focuses on a fan in the crowd who is holding up a sign in blood red font that reads: Nehemiah 4:14
"Fame" by David Bowie starts up on the PA as the crowd comes to its feet.
Crowd: JACK-E-BUX! JACK-E-BUX!
The fans chant his name as he steps out in his usual suit and tie. He bows his head and hands at them as if he's not worthy, making his way to ringside and casually walking up the steel steps and then stepping through the ropes into the ring.
The music dies down as he raises the mic to his lips.
Bux: Not who you expected to see, huh?
Crowd: YEEEEEEAH!
Bux: Yeah, I bet you were expecting to see Drew Stevenson tonight coming out here to make some announcements, right?
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Bux: Yeah, well... "unfortunately" Drew is late, due to political reasons. I won't get into any of that but I will say is anyone surprised he's getting into politics? Regardless, I'm out here to address a few things. First, we've got a match tonight between The Crowne Jewel of Professional Wrestling Alison Crowne and Pretty Fay Qent.
The crowd cheers for this, wanting to see this feud finally get the match it has been leading up to. Bux smiles now.
Bux: Yes, yes. I decided to raise the stakes for this. Being that the two of them are unstoppable forces in LONE, and both are undefeated in singles competition, how about this? We make Qent vs Alison Crowne for the #1 Contendership tonight. And TONIGHT... After that match... the MAIN EVENT will be... the winner of that match versus The Glorious One for her title... IN A BULL ROPE MATCH! Whattya think, guys?
Bux holds out the microphone towards the crowd.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOO! BUX! BUX! BUX! BUX!
Bux grins broadly.
Bux: I thought you'd like that. I also want to announce something else I think you'd like. Now, I'm sure you guys have heard the rumors, and have seen the leaked graphic going around, and some of you may have seen that online post by that hacker. Yes, we are going to have a Tag Team Classic. It's going to start NEXT month and end the month after and we WILL have our FIRST EVER LONE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
Crowd: WOOOO! TAG-TEAM-WREST-LING! *Clap! Clap! Clap-clap-clap!* TAG-TEAM-WREST-LING! *Clap! Clap! Clap-clap-clap!*
Bux absorbs the crowd's response, letting them cheer and clap for a while before bringing the mic back to his lips.
Bux: Yes. Yes. I agree! Tag Team Wrestling seems like a lost art anymore, these days, and you hardly ever see women's tag team wrestling championships. Not saying they don't exist, it's just hardly seen. So yes, we will have our first ever LONE Tag Team Champs in April. There will be 8 teams and you know what? I know of a certain team that just came up with their own name recently. Yes, Terri Thompson. Err, I'm sorry. "Gutter Trash" Terri Thompson and Alison Crowne, The Crowne Jewel of Professional Wrestling are now known as Royal Plunder and you know what? They are the FIRST team to compete in the Tag Team Classic. If they so wish. I highly doubt they'd decline, but I'm saying right here, right now, Terri Thompson will be allowed to compete in the Tag Team Classic.
Crowd: YEEEAH! GUT-TER-TRASH! GUT-TER-TRASH!
Bux: Yes, and with all of the good news, I'm afraid there's some bad, and it has to do with who we're speaking of. Terri Thompson.
Bux is visibly distraught now.
Bux: My hands are tied on this, but Drew Stevenson has ordered that even though this is our 1 year anniversary in Fallcoast, and that this is Terri Thompson's home town..... that she be banned from the building tonight, so Terri... I know you're back there, but please, make this easy on me and leave peacefully.
We cut to the titantron which shows Terri watching what's going on backstage. She's wearing a black t-shirt which reads in generic white font I WORK WEEKENDS with each word on a separate line, and the rest of her usual gear. Terri's eyes go wide at the announcement as security comes into frame now, about 4 guards.
Terri growls.
Terri: This is some grade a bullshit!
One of the security guards approaches her.
Guard: Ms. Thompson, you need to leave. Come with us.
Terri: Stevenson can't be able to do this.
Guard: He can, and you have to.
Terri: At least let me get my bag first.
Terri wanders off towards the locker room area as the Guards begin to follow her. One tries to grab her by the arm to haul her out, and she shrugs him off and gives him an annoyed glance.
Terri: Get the hell off me, man!
We switch back to ringside with Bux watching while frowning.
Bux: I apologize, everyone. We hope you enjoy the rest of the evening because we've got tons of action planned.
Bux hands the microphone to a stage hand before heading towards the back.
The commentary feed now kicks in!
North: Welcome everyone to Supremacy: LONE 9 Fallcoast Fallout! I'm Kevin North alongside my broadcast colleague Dexter Irving Cornelius... Aka... ugh... DIC
DIC: D-I-C in the place to be, leaving the haters jealous and the women respecting the D!
North: Anyway... What a show so far! Sister Catherine vs. Stitches tonight! We didn't plan for this!
DIC: You can't plan for anything with those two involved. They're weird, but they're hot. I tell you, I got some plans of my own after that match.
North: I bet you do. And Jack E Bux and his announcements. Crowne vs Qent will be for the #1 Contendership and the winner will face The Glorious One TONIGHT in a Bullrope Match!
DIC: Should call it a bull-shit match. Jack E. Bux trying to make a power move while Drew is gone. That's okay, though. Those two are gonna clobber each other so bad it'll be easy pickins for The Glorious One!
North: Well fans and fellow LONErs, we've got action coming your way right now. Let's go to ringside!
Vixen vs. "The Perfect Shot" Penelope Silven
"The Fox" by The Chainsmokers featuring Calvin Harris hits over the public address sound system as the fans give Vixen a solid ovation.
Baxter: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit! Making her way to the ring, hailing from Hanging Hills, Maine — she is — VIXXXEEENNNN!
Vixen starts walking down the aisle and slapping some of the fans' hands. When she gets to ringside, she rolls in and spreads her hands out, spinning in the circle while the fans cheer her on.
Sabaton's "White Death" soon starts and out from the curtain emerges "The Perfect Shot" Penelope Silven, dressed in a sports bra, a pair of black, sparkly hotpants, and white wrestling boots with red soles. Her top is white and in the center of her top is the image of a sniper scope. She makes gun motions with both hands and points them towards the ring. Bang bang!
Baxter: And her opponent, from The Other Side of the Scope! THE PERFECT SHOT PENELOPEEEEE SIIILVEN!
Penelope Silven walks down the aisle, slapping hands with a few fans before climbing the stairs and stepping through the ropes. She climbs onto the middle ropes of the nearest turnbuckle and throws her hands up into the air, then makes the gun motion again towards the fans. She jumps down and then hops in place, waiting for the match to start.
DING DING
North: So I'm curious DIC, I know you got your favorites. Who you rooting for?
DIC: Can I hope that they manage to knock each other out? One is a mangy thief and the other looks like an extra from a Fanta commercial.
North: Ok, so you dislike wrestlers who follow the rules; is that it?
DIC: I mean... I guess the tall one is hotter but she's not so hot when she acts like a girl scout. Perfect Shot if you're going to twist my arm.
North: Well, Silven impressed in her debut last month while Vixen has steadily been making waves over the last few months. At a big event like this there's a lot of eyes on them and an opportunity just waiting to be reached for.
Vixen and Silven circle one another in the ring before they both dart towards one another locking up in a collar and elbow tieup. Neither seems to get that up hand early on as the leverage appears about even. Silven manages to finally slip away, slyly hooking Vixen's arm and pulling it behind her. Vixen not to be outdone maaages to reverse, slipping out of her grasp like a slippery eel and catches Perfect Shot into a hammerlock of her own. With the hammerlock applied She goes to lift Silven up for a backdrop but Silven, living up to her name manages to land on feet with perfection. She then throws out her hands like a pair of guns as Vixen turns around.
North: Both women are evenly matched so far. Going move for move and hold for hold it's anybody's game.
DIC: Why don't they just hug it out while they're at it? On second thought, that's a good way to have Vixen steal your wallet.
North: You'd know about that, wouldn't you?
DIC: How Bux hired her after that is beyond me.
The fans start clapping for both women as they go for another exchange, Vixen hunched over like she's going to dart and go low for the takedown. Silven uses her reach advantage by keeping her at bay with her legs shooting kicks her direction. Vixen takes a gamble and ducks under her kick and goes for her leg, successfully taking Silven down to the mat. With her foe grounded she captures her in headlock and wrenches tightly on it. Silven grabs ahold of her arm, shoving her hands underneath the grip to prevent it from being locked in fully. Silven manages to get to her knees before slipping out and going for an armbar, Vixen however is nimble enough to flip before she can get a sure grip and catches Silven in a facelock! Silven forces herself to her feet along with Vixen and goes to shove her off, Vixen takes that momentum into the ropes and rebounds charging straight for her but Silven drops to the ground causing her foe to leapfrog over her to avoid crashing. Silven pops up, Vixen comes back on the rebound, both women thinking the same thing as they fire off a pair of dropkicks at one another, the soles of their feet touching the other but not much else.
North: Dropkick City, but nobody home.
DIC: They're going to gas each other out. I know they're looking to show off but in the end that's not going to win you any matches. If either one of them knew how to pace themselves the other would be at a distinct disadvantage before long.
Both women pop up right back where they started, in a ready stance as the crowd claps once again. Vixen hunches down once again thinking she had a winning strategy going low as she darts at Silven again but this time Silven pulled her kick back and caught her running into her arms, launching Vixen to the mat with a perfectly executed snap belly-to-belly suplex. Vixen is quick to pop up, holding her back briefly as Perfect Shot was quick to whip her towards the turnbuckle. Perfect Shot looked to launch herself like a guided missile as she looked for the body splash into the corner, a maneuver made famous by the Stinger himself but Vixen was quick to slip out of the way as her sternum collided with the turnbuckle padding. Vixen with the aid of the ropes launched herself off like a springboard as her legs wrapped around Silven's head and she began to spin them both around like a top with a headscissor hold as the crowd began to count to rotations.
"ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" "FIVE!" "SIX!" "SEVEN!" "EIGHT!"
North: Talk about a Merry-Go-Round or a spin cycle set to maximum.
DIC: I'm already feeling dizzy...
North: Someone didn't drink their ginger ale.
DIC: Well I didn't expect to watch a circus today Kevin. There's a reason why I wasn't a big fan of the Ringling Brothers. Too many flips and stunts... that flare up my motion sickness.
"NINE!" "TEN!" "ELEVEN!" "TWELVE!" "THIRTEEN!"
Finally Vixen could hold on no longer as she used her momentum to flip Silven down to the mat as they both moved around completely disoriented on the mat.
North: Goodnight! That's a ride I'm sure both of them won't sure forget!
Vixen was moving around on the mat like a drunk mongoose while Silven was visibly trying to not throw up, the two accidentally bumping into one another several times as they crawled for the ropes. Finally they each made it to the ropes and pulled each other up. Vixen still feeling risky decided to go for a flying cross armbar, but Silven sidestepped. Vixen however caught herself between the middle and top ropes, clinging on and waving. Silven waited for Vixen to dip back into the ring, immediately charging from her side looking to grapple from her blindside but Vixen managed to slip behind her and attempted to catch her in a roll-up pin attempt but rolled backwards with nothing but air as her grip wasn't quite firm enough with Silven getting a hand on the top rope. Vixen pops back on her feet with her own momentum as she rolled back and tried to hit a Foxtrot Feint but the Perfect Shot had the perfect counter in mind as she snared her in her grasp instead looking for the Target Acquired STO. The crowd began to boo as before Vixen could react two masked women stormed the ring and began attacking them both!
North: Oh come on, what is this?!
DIC: Apparently whoever they are got tired of sitting around and waiting their turn. You know as they say, there's no time like the present to make a statement.
The referee calls for the bell as he throws this match out, the crowd upset that a fun and entertaining match got ruined by these two assailants. The two zero in on Perfect Shot as they roughly yank her up off the mat by her hair, one of them repeatedly pummeling her face while the other held. The two assailants drop Silven when Vixen gets up and tries to fight them off both by herself but the numbers quickly get the better of her as they grab her and violently toss her right into the ringpost! Vixen falls to the outside like a bug sliding off a windshield. Silven valiantly tries to fight back again as she managed to briefly put distance between her and the other two, she looks to take them both out at once with a running cross body but the assailants manage to catch her. With nowhere to go Silven is lifted up as the two hit a aided swinging snap neckbreaker on her, dropping the Perfect Shot perfectly to the mat. One of the masked assailants then pushes her out of the ring under the bottom rope like she was getting rid of week-old trash.
After the beatdown, one of the figures goes towards the ropes and waves at the stagehand for a microphone. The figure is handed one and steps towards the center of the ring, with the other joining her and standing to the microphone figure's left.
The first figure has the microphone, and before raising it to their lips, pulls their ski mask off and it's revealed to be Prada Paula without her glasses! The other is revealed to be Ms. Gucci!
North: What in the. The Gucci Gals?! What's the meaning of this?
DIC: I don't know, but I have a feeling this is going to be good. The gorgeous Prada Paula and my Queen Ms. Gucci.
Paula: You know what?! I'm sick of it!
She gestures with her free hand between her and Gucci, who stands at Paula's left now.
Paula: WE'RE sick of it! I came back a few months ago off of injury! -I- said I was back, and you know what? You know what?! I get told to wait it out! I get told to wait my turn! I get told you gotta give it some time! Well screw that! We're the Gucci Gals! We make our own time!
Prada Paula starts to pace around for a few moments, glaring in annoyance at the crowd. She starts to jab at her chest with her pointer finger while she speaks.
Paula: Because it's OUR time! And we're TIRED of being told we have to wait! We're TIRED of others taking up our time! And you know what? We're TIRED of Drew Stevenson protecting and giving time to someone who had their shine YEARS ago! Need I remind you all that the GUCCI GALS RAN LONE in 2016! We ran it for most of 2017 and we're going to continue to in 2018! Because we are OFFICIALLY announcing that we will be the first OFFICIAL team in the Tag Team Classic! That's right! WE are making it official! Not Jack E. Bux! Royal Plunder can accept if they want but we're the FIRST to accept! So send us Royal Plunder! Send us The Juggalettes! Send us these two newbies we just tossed out of OUR ring! Hell! Send us Spice and Ice! That second rate version of us! That's right! They're just a second rate version of us anyway!
North: WOW!
DIC: Shots fired!
Paula: So we can plant them all into the mat and leave everyone saying...
Gucci steps forward as Paula leans the mic towards her and Gucci says into it.
Gucci: That's SO Gucci...!
Paula tosses the mic down, which causes a loud feedback noise as it hits the ground and they begin to leave the ring for the backstage area.
Alison Crowne segment
Coming Soon!
Alison Crowne vs "Pretty" Fay Qent
Coming Soon!
Drew Stevenson segment
Coming Soon!
No Fly Zone promo
Coming Soon!
No Fly Zone (Kayoko Ichikawa & "Fly" Felicia Hawkins) vs. Spice & Ice (Cinnamon & Violent Violet)
Coming Soon!
Backstage Segment
Coming Soon!
Ainslee Avalon vs Slapp
Coming Soon!
After Match Promo
Coming Soon!
Sister Catherine vs. Stitches
Coming Soon!
Ainslee interview
Coming Soon!
Ami Reeves vs Hannah Kix
Coming Soon!
Alison Crowne vs. The Glorious One
Coming Soon!