2014.06.23: PWN - LEGACY - The American Spirit
Ryan Hawkins is a man of the Twenty First century. He is always trying to stay relevant when it comes to the subject of being hip or in style. So because of this all of his promos are cut using his webcam and are uploaded to his personal website known as RyanSays.com.
The scene opens up with Ryan pulling his hand away from the camera after turning it on. He slicks his hair up starting from his head band. Speaking if his headband one can see that this week he is dressed very patriotically. Everything, from his head band to his elbow pads to his boots are decorated with the colors of the United States flag, stars included. He puts this really cheesy smile on his face as he begins to speak.
"Yo Yo Yo! What's up surfers of the Internet. It's me here Ry-dog bringing you the news that's hot and popping. As you all know by now I am FINALLY a pro wrestler. That's right Mr. Internet is in the squared circle kicking some ass now. I've got to say I like it so far well except for how things went last week. Anyone whos important should know what happened but for those Internet rejects ill show you what happened."
The screen fades out to black for a few seconds and then fades back in to a video of last weeks handicap match. It shows highlights from the match and then shiws the final moments. The scene the fades back to Ryan who has a sour look on his face for a second and then returns back to his cheesy smile from before.
"Hey man. Miracles happen: that's why things happened the way that thy did. Yeah miracles."
He repeats as if trying to convince himself.
"Anyways. This week I have Another match. Another Handicap match at that. Man this company really is showing the American spirit on all of their cards huh. Because being an American is all about teaming up with others to jump another person unfairly. But hey I'm not complaining. I'm all about unfair. You can't expect to win if you don have some sort of an advavantage. Plus everyone will be talking about me the next morning. 'Did you see that guy get his ass kicked by those two other guys? Yeah it was so unfair but they did beat his ass.' Hell I might even try to pull some illegal stuff. I might bring an iPad and smash AAG over the head with it. Ill get disqualified yes. But imagine how viral it would be on YouTube. Imagine the Gifs they'll make. Imagine the video remix that everyone will be watching. Imagine the publicity I would get. Oh and don't get me wrong AAG will be pretty famous too. All because of me. So bring your A-game or whatever. Ill be waiting the next day to see your ass kicking to viral."
Ryan makes a few clicking motions in his computer an the scene I stanly cuts to black.
