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"Good business. They're constantly after me lucky charms." "Skinflints, the lot of them." "What do you mean, 'I can't tell 'em my goods are magical?'"

"I hear that after you stake 'em, you can sift their treasures from the pile of ashes real easy." "You say you can get me a dire wolf as a mount! How much?" "Just because I can see you doesn't mean I'll carry your messages fer free."