User:Chrissy/Personal

Personal Misinformation

Zodiac Sign: Pisces Ethnicity: Norse Race: Abomination Tribe: Get of Fenris Auspice: Galliard Rite-Name: Lies-to-Children Clan: Malkavian Faction: Ronin / Autarkis Gender: Female Nature: Autist Demeanor: Masquerader Nationality: Swedish "I'm afraid I don't see things like you do. I mean it: I'm afraid. What if the things I find beautiful drive you mad? What if they hollow you out like clever little squirrels getting nuts for the winter, except the nuts are your eyes, and winter is, I don't know, maybe the Rapture or something? And I'm just smiling while your face gets ripped apart because I think it's beautiful? These things worry me sometimes, when I'm not looking at the night sky. So I spend a lot of time looking at the night sky, and not looking at your face and thinking about squirrels." —Genius the Transgression Wiki Freak I make wiki pages. Lots of wiki pages. Some of them are for characters that are mine. Some of them are for characters belonging to others. Maybe if I like you and you ask really nicely I might make one for you, or at least help you with your own. Doesn't hurt to ask! Custom Dot Templates I've made a whole LOT of custom templates to use for displaying stats in place of the boring old {{dots}}. Take a look at {{swedots}}, {{canadots}}, {{moons}}, {{suns}}, {{rocks}}, {{eggs}}, {{checks}} and {{gems}} - and feel free to use them! I'll gladly make more, too. Because plain dots are dull. One Sick Puppy I'm told I have a rather... unique... sense of humor. At my best, I amaze people with witty jokes they never would have thought of themselves. At my worst, people go pale, stare at me in shock, and gasp out something along the lines of "That's not funny!" or "You just don't joke about something like that!". I WAS going to apologize in advance, but then I came to the conclusion that if you can't take a simple joke about abortion, the holocaust, sodomy, YHVH, pedophiliac icecream salesmen, the Qur'an, your mom, or the Pope's stupid fucking hat/car/face/religion, it's hardly MY fault that you don't have a sense of humor... get over yourself! Childhood Misconceptions When I was a little girl, I genuinely thought that a 'concentration camp' was somewhere kids with ADHD and the like went to learn how to concentrate. Yes, I am ENTIRELY serious. They went to band camp to learn to play in a band, didn't they? It's simple logic!