Arcadia/Introduction

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Right, let's get this over with.

I'm Cady. Short for Arcad1a. Yes, the one's important. Here's the deal: You don't know me, I don't know you. Now, I'd prefer to keep it that way, but since you're being persistent, I'll clue you in.

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I do important things with computers. "What do you mean by important?" I hear you asking, diligent reader. If you could hear me, you'd be pleased to know I told you it was a good question, giving you all the well-deserved affirmation you could ever need. There's this thing called The Technocracy and it's basically fucking with all of us.

Hang on, security protocols are acting up again, give me a second.

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shit

gotta dash

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