Tessa Chantford

Introduction “Too much sanity may be madness — and maddest of all: to see life as it is, and not as it should be!” --Dale Wasserman, Man of LaMancha [ edit ] Stereotypes Walmart brand, Target chic, sometimes, I even like me a little Lane Bryant. Delicious AWROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wurf wurf. What big teef you have. YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!!! What Logan said Like skittles, just the off brand. Like, I'd probably call them Scattles Horny beasts? Demonic.... erm.. whatever. Who cares? You taste like sparkles and you smell like skittles. When I'm REALLY down, you are my favoritest snack. Fucking fairies! Always up in my grill. Get a job! [ edit ] Contacts Logan - Dude needs to lighten up. Have some fun. I wasn't REALLY going to scalp that girl. Tessa - Bitch is crazy. Nieci - It didn't take HER long to decide that Earl had to die (nah nah nuh nuh naaaaaaah-aaaah) Una - And for you, my dear, sweet, wonderful Draw 4, a bottle of Nair to be mixed with your shampoo Bastion - He's lump, he's lump, he's lump. He's in my head! [ edit ] RP Hooks Logan says that I can't have like.. REAL hooks.. so.. um.. this just got a little harder Con Girl She does love her little geeklings. The taste of pizza, booze and shame makes for one hell of a weekend binge fest Club Owner It isn't JUST hers. She's got the bros and hos that she has to share her toys with. But it's awesome. Eden rocks lots. Come visit [ edit ] Gallery [ edit ] Contessa Chantford [ edit ] Overview Race: Biter Full Name: Contessa Chantford Birthday: March 12 Occupation: Club Co-Owner - Eden Demeanor: Dabbler Clan: Malkavian Affilliation: Independent Apparent Age: 26 Coterie: The Orphans [ edit ] Disclaimer Tessa Chantford/Disclaimer [ edit ] Notable Stats Crafts: Dexterity: Alchemy: Merit of Note Tell me no secrets, I'll tell you no lies Flaw of Note Sorry. Flawless. [ edit ] Soundtrack Calling All The Monsters - China Anne McClain (Tessa's Theme) Freak - Steve Aoki, Diplo & Deorro Betcha can't watch all 14 minutes of this [ edit ]