Linnete/Introduction

Class president. Head girl at St. Trinian's, and Head of Cheer. Full ride to Bryn Mawr. How could it all go wrong?

Pretty and vivacious and determined, Linnete in highschool is different from punchy and graceless Linnete as insurance adjuster. Showing commitment to the job beyond all expectation. Nana getting hit by a truck and baby Jane catching SIDS have their adjustment price, and the price just below that for anything out of line immediately preceding. Oh, you smoke? That's another hundo-K off the top. Bad eyesight? Talk to the city, the stop signs should be ultra-red, not just red. Just what is there to profit here? Are you sure they just happened to wander off today? Were you drinking?

She smells it on your breath but never her own.