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"We are everywhere for your convenience. And your safety. And to save your ungrateful asses when the things out there come for you. You're welcome."
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"They make incredible things. True geniuses, in every sense of the word, even if they are a bit on the weird and creepy side."
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"They keep us healthy, whole, and sane. And that's on top of bringing us into a new age of genetic superiority. My father does incredible work. Really, just look at me."
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"They provide us with everything we need. With their help, nobody will ever want for anything. How is that a bad thing?"
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"Brave pioneers and guardians of our world's borders. They help us keep the Massess safe from things I can't begin to imagine--and really wouldn't even want to try. I could never do the things they do."
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"Their martial skills are dangerous enough. But their understanding of the Mind makes them downright unacceptable. We cannot allow them to subvert the Masses."
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"Show me your God, and I'll show you a deluded mind. Fortunately, we have treatment for such things."
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"Hippies, day-dreamers, and drug addicts. They're no threat to us. But please, feel free to do our work for us. Keep the Masses comfortable and happy. We'll take care of the rest."
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"Believe what you want. It makes no difference to me. But would you please stop calling those aliens into our world? You're making a mess."
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"These psychotic murderers terrify me."
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"They'd almost be amusing, if they didn't have such a penchant for blowing things up. Things would go so much easier for them if they would just realize that they're beaten, and have been for centuries."
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"Explain to me how steampunk and Fortian phenomenon can be classified as anything remotely scientific. No really, I'm genuinely curious."
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"Chivalry is dead, and feminism killed it. Thanks a lot for that."
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"These traitors just make me mad. But hopefully they'll see their new friends for what they are, and come back to us where they belong."
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"Oh please. Get over yourself, edgelord. Nobody cares."
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"Kill it. Kill it with fire. And guns. And maybe a well-placed subtactical nuke."
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"Another textbook example as to why the Union fields HIT Marks."
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