"Master Gracey laid to rest. No mourning please, at his request. Farewell"
"He died in the fall, It's a fact not withstanding, But the judges admired His form on the landing"
"At peaceful rest lies Brother Claude, planted here beneath this sod"
"Requiescat Francis Xavier. No time off for good behavior. R.I.P."
"Cousin Victor. He brewed a batch of bad elixir"
"Here Lies Phineas Pock, laid to rest beneath this rock. R.I.P."
"Rolo Rumkin. Lived and Died a Friendly Bumpkin."
"Here Rests Wathel R. Bender. He Rode to Glory on a Fender. Peaceful Rest."
"R.I.P. Cam Irving. Probably Should’ve Thought of Swerving"
"In Final Rest, M. Dibjib. He Had to Eat That One Last Rib."
"Loyal Friend Esteban Pine. No Longer Has to Wait in Line"
"Julia Shrub. Such a Good Sport When People Would Tease Her for Being So Short"
"Dear Sweet Leota, beloved by all. In regions beyond now, but having a ball"
"Here lies good old Fred, a great big rock fell on his head"
"Rest in Peace Cousin Huet, we all know you didn't do it"
"Dear Departed Brother Dave. He chased a bear into a cave"
"Here lies a man named Martin, the lights went out on this old Spartan"
"R.I.P. Good friend Gordon, now you've crossed the River Jordan"
"Farewell forever, Mister Frees, your voice will carry on the breeze"
"Drink a toast to our friend Ken, raise your glass and don't say 'when'"
"While Brother Roland here reposes his soul's above, or one supposes"
