2020.10.29: Four Rooms
A Dramady in Text
Room #1: Colombe and Fritz
Room #2: Colombe and Hannah
Room #3: Colombe and Amos
Room #4: Hannah and Amos
ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text to Fritz) Is your relationship with your friend public? I'm filling out Hannah's questionnaire.
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) 911
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text to Hannah) ?
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) I have an emergency
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text to Hannah) Yes?
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) amos is trying to ask me to prom
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text to Hannah) Tell him your boyfriend eats vampires.
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text to Hannah) jk, what can I do?
ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text to Fritz) <<poke emoji>>
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) ?? nothing, just venting
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) this is what friends do
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text to Hannah) <<Laughing emoji>> <<pointing emoji>>
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) I bitch, you say Yass queen
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text to Hannah) <<woman facepalm emoji>> I'll ask him to the prom, JAS
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) u just out-acronymed me - JAS?
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text to Hannah) Just A Second.
ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text from Fritz) noit ponblccc
ROOM_3 <Phone> (Text to Amos) Hi Henry, this is Samantha. Wondering if you have a date to the Prom. If not, I would kill for your attention. Kidding, Hannah's taken, FYI. I haven't had a chance to get to know you very well, so if you are interested, let me know.
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text to Hannah) <Phone> (Text to Amos) Hi Henry, this is Samantha. Wondering if you have a date to the Prom. If not, I would kill for your attention. Kidding, Hannah's taken, FYI. I haven't had a chance to get to know you very well, so if you are interested, let me know.
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) oh my god that would have been great if you wouldn't have brought me into it
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) now he knows i told you
ROOM_3 <Phone> (Text from Amos) You have /exquisite/ timing.
ROOM_3 <Phone> (Text to Amos) It's one of my best features.
ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text from Fritz) sorry. not public.
ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text to Fritz) Ok, thanks. Are u ok?
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) and Dariush and I are not really official but
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) it's okay I love you
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text to Hannah) Aw.
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) I can't believe u did that for me
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text to Hannah) <<yes emoji>> <<queen emoji>>
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) does your oath keep you from actually dating someone?
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text to Hannah) No, I can do a lot of things, it's nuanced.
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) word. any bites in town yet?
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text to Hannah) Fending them off like a boss.
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) lol
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) <<yes emoji>><<queen emoji>>
ROOM_3 <Phone> (Text from Amos) Taken by whom, or do you know?
ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text from Fritz) In a meeting. Got decked. It's cool.
ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text to Fritz) Is that normal?
ROOM_3 <Phone> (Text to Amos) I know nothing and everything. Are we on for Prom?
ROOM_3 <Phone> (Text from Amos) I do like a bit of unpredictable in my life. And I /did/ pay good money for you, after all.
ROOM_3 <Phone> (Text to Amos) Excellent. My valet will help you get what you need. See you then.
ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text from Fritz) I guess.
ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text to Fritz) Brutes. <<sad emoji>>
ROOM_3 <Phone> (Text from Amos) Now I'm scared.
ROOM_3 <Phone> (Text to Amos) Take it from the Sheriff. You shouldn't be.
ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text from Fritz) Faster than politicking about, I'll take it
ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text from Fritz) Hear me out on this. Would you rather endlessly cherry-pick exactly the right words and mannerisms to say and do to a political rival? For years on end? Or would you prefer a thirty-second trade of blows. Besides, I am quite conscious and texting.
ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text to Fritz) To the first, yes, duh. To the second, yes, duh. To the third, it does sound efficient, fine.
ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text from Fritz) You know what, have fun with the smiling and pretending.
ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text to Fritz) You can even make text look angry.
ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text from Fritz) What, you gonna punch me too?
ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text from Fritz) Cuz I do NOT need that tonight
ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text to Fritz) <<Selfie of Smiling F and C after Waltz lessons>>
ROOM_4 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) <Phone> (Text from Amos) Anyway, I'm sure you and your plus-one will be radiant
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) gd colombe
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) send me a selfie of ur beautiful face rn
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) i need to remember
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text to Hannah) <<Selfie of Colombe with her terrified falcon, doing the invert peace symbol>>
ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text from Fritz) Okay yeah you're firmly in the 'cool' category now.
ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text from Fritz) Thanks for that.
ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text to Fritz) I got you, ami. If you want to chat, swing by.
ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text from Fritz) Sure thing, meeting just ended. Bit hungry though.
ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text to Fritz) If you aren't going to go overboard, I'll ask my valet to help you out.
ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text to Fritz) Otherwise, I have the usual.
ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text from Fritz) Fuuuh. Talk more when I get there.
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) that helps thanks
ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text to Hannah) Anytime, fellow queen.
