Wormwood/Quotes

"Long hours, screaming children, exposure to exotic diseases, coming home covered in mystery fluids...trust me, it's worth it."

“The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.” ― Voltaire

"The name of the star is called Wormwood; and a third of the waters became wormwood, and many men died from the waters, because they were made bitter." -Revelations 8:11

Futurama

Fry: "Is there a human doctor around?"

Zoidberg: "Young lady, I am an expert on humans!"

"Medicine to produce health must examine disease; and music, to create harmony must investigate discord." -Plutarch

“Either a species learns to control its own population, or something like disease, famine, war, will take care of the issue.” -Chuck Palahniuk, Lullaby

“Just because something bears the aspect of the inevitable one should not, therefore, go along willingly with it.” ―Philip K. Dick

“Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.” ―Neil Gaiman