A brave man once requested me To answer questions that are key Is it to be or not to be and I replied oh why ask me
You're drunk with your tradition That has no validity While I'm intoxicated with smarts and metrics Come drink a dekaliter with me
So this is outer space What a lovely place I can't wait to tell the human race
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You're all alone Well maybe that's because you're so unpleasant You might consider dialing back a bit Put those claws away Stop the waterworks Spend a couple evenings sober
Well we just can't let people see That you're not hot enough for me Don't tell our families or our friends Say one word and this thing ends It's true 'cause I'm prettier than you
We're all familiar with the tragedy of being you It's hard to show you any sympathy when all you do is beg for pain Baby someone is crazy and it's you
