Kayla Kingsley/Stereotypes

A shining example of a well-oiled machine in motion. Tradition and organization, against the chaos of the world. I attribute all my success to their fine example.

A whole lot of disorganized, wasted energy.. Children, playing at war.

As long as your Clans are strong enough to withstand all the forces that stand against us.. we'd all be much stronger if we worked as one.

Wow. And I thought the rebellious teenage years only lasted a decade or two at most...

Our not-cousin cousins? I've never seen one. But, that's good, right? It means they follow the First Tradition.

I've heard stories.. but, really, are you serious?

Don't want to talk about it.

What little I do know, I wish I didn't.

Deadlier than you could ever imagine if you get on their bad side, still, I once called them friends..

And I thought my fate was dark.

Delicious. Delectable. Take good care of them, for we all came from their numbers.

Next you'll tell me Santa Claus is real. Look, if God's real, and he was sadistic enough to put fruit you can't eat in paradise, I'd probably be pissy, too.

For real? Like, currrrrrrse?